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July 12th, 2014, 04:35 PM | #8231 |
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When we began Ranger School, we were told about the local native tribe called the Fugawe. Often on patrol, I overheard the other candidates asking "Whe're the Fugawe?"
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July 13th, 2014, 06:27 AM | #8232 |
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So true.....
Robin Ince @robinince:
I know it gets said all the time, but football really has lost something since the ball stopped being the head of a vanquished foe.
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An obscure one that might appeal to the anglo-saxon history buffs:
Q: What was the anglo-saxons' favourite chocolate bar? A: Ceorli-weorli.
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Actually, Winnie the Pooh did not want to marry, but the thought of the upcoming honeymoon was driving him crazy ...
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July 14th, 2014, 04:16 PM | #8236 |
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Angela Merkel is said to be ecstatic after watching Germany's team lift the World Cup.
"She's phoning and texting all her friends, she's so happy" Said the NSA.
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July 14th, 2014, 09:54 PM | #8237 |
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You know some one is too fat when they go to Disney Land and the kids want to ride them.
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True love (or lust) is when you have a lump in your throat .... and a piece of sting hanging out the corner of your mouth ....
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Siamese twin men walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar
stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?" "Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..." "Nah, we don't like that British baloney," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude." "So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender. "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive." |
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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in a pool? Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and legs lying on the floor? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging on a wall? Art. What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other? Irene. |
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