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I'm never without My penis,it's always to hand,So to speak......
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May 31st, 2011, 06:52 PM
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Although sometimes when i`ve had a particularly cold shower ....................... no that must have been just a trick of the light 
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May 31st, 2011, 06:54 PM
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May 31st, 2011, 07:04 PM
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May 31st, 2011, 10:48 PM
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 I last had that was a while ago when my shrink changed my meds. I kept waking with a boner that was fun for a bit then it started to piss me off; 3am another. Teenage kicks
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My yoghurt cannon wants to stay anonymous but I call him Roger or Pavel if I´m heavily drunk and on kinky mood.
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May 31st, 2011, 11:27 PM
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Not really. But there HAVE been times when I have looked down and said YOU MOTH%RF*CKER!!!!!!!. Anyone care to hazard a guess as to when these times have occurred?
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