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August 2nd, 2014, 05:28 AM	#8321
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August 2nd, 2014, 01:30 PM	#8322
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August 2nd, 2014, 03:10 PM	#8324
Jonno71 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Right here... Right now. Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 8,831 Thanked 75,959 Times in 1,503 Posts	Good to see our caring government is to give immigrants only 3 months as opposed to the old 6 months to rip our country off.

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Good to see our caring government is to give immigrants only 3 months as opposed to the old 6 months to rip our country off.

Is this a corny joke? Anyway, I've known my fair share of British people happy to rip off this government, their employers, their colleagues, their friends and anybody else for that matter.

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August 2nd, 2014, 04:44 PM	#8326
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Anybody see that film last night about the guy who invented Velcro? They told him that it would never catch on.

I saw it but preferred the original film to this unoriginal remake; it's a complete rip-off.

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Is this a corny joke? Anyway, I've known my fair share of British people happy to rip off this government, their employers, their colleagues, their friends and anybody else for that matter.

Yes, its a joke with my typical wry humor. But it wouldn't be much of a joke if I have to explain it

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August 2nd, 2014, 09:51 PM	#8330
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