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Old March 30th, 2016, 09:18 PM   #11
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A Doctor's finger....
Well,He said He was a doctor...
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My finger. Some fool once told me that if I stuck my finger up my ass I could tickle my prostate gland and it would cause me to have an orgasm. I was the fool because it:

Hurt like Hell!!!
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My finger. Some fool once told me that if I stuck my finger up my ass I could tickle my prostate gland and it would cause me to have an orgasm. I was the fool because it:

Hurt like Hell!!!
Try lubricating with Vaseline instead of Deep Heat......
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Old June 9th, 2016, 01:05 AM   #14
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My wife once showed a photo of an X Ray of a man's abdomen in a medical textbook.

He [or a third party I suppose, the book didn't say], had shoved a large crucifix right up his chuff - in his f*cking sigmoid colon it was !
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Is that what they mean by "Receiving Christ"?
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Ya know it is not surprising at all that E started this thread. It is just an extension of his anal fixation after all. He needs to get another hobby IMO.

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He [or a third party I suppose, the book didn't say], had shoved a large crucifix right up his chuff - in his f*cking sigmoid colon it was !
He Yeah right

So that's what you think of The Church Of England
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So that's what you think of The Church Of England
Oh No,A crucifix up the bum ? Obviously a good Catholic boy...
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I just wonder if big J. was in head or feet first
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I just wonder if big J. was in head or feet first
If it was he who did it, I'm tipping sideways
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