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Old 04-23-2018, 06:35 PM   #2611
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Old 04-24-2018, 03:02 AM   #2612
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The next time you need to douche I wish it wouldn't be outside on the front lawn with the garden hose!
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Old 04-24-2018, 03:13 AM   #2613
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Suck my dick, stroke it, lick my balls, swallow my load, and stick your tongue up my ass then maybe I'll take you out next weekend ... or the following weekend!
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Old 04-24-2018, 11:08 AM   #2614
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What good is your having an unlisted phone number when hundreds of guys across the State have it?
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Yes that's lipstick on my dick, I keep telling your mother to start using the non-smearing type.
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4340 I heard Habanero Sauce on a condom makes perfect anal lube
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4340 I heard Habanero Sauce on a condom makes perfect anal lube
There you have it ladies and gentlemen, you've heard it from a pro and one who knows.
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If it weren't for me passing along to your father what sexually excites and arouses your mother in the sack she would have left him years ago!
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If it weren't for me passing along to your father what sexually excites and arouses your mother in the sack she would have left him years ago!
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Now I'd like to pass along a few positions to you that your mother showed me!
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Just think of me as Mr Whipple in the Charmin commercial and stop squeezing my poor aching balls so damn hard!
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