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Old 04-08-2018, 09:55 AM   #2571
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4308 ~ You want to cuddle afterwards ? . Would a quick thumbs up do , as I`m heading out the door ?
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:27 AM   #2572
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4309. You've already had two thumbs up..Not to mention eight fingers and My Diver's wristwatch..
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:37 AM   #2573
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4309: You really need to stop using corn on the cob to pleasure yourself. Its such a big turn off having those kernels dropping out of your pussy when shagging you!
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:52 AM   #2574
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4310:

I see you've installed one of those "Take A Ticket/Now Serving" machines.
Well I'm outta here! ... Why am I leaving you ask? ...
Because you are now serving Number 8 and I've got Ticket number 29!
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Old 04-08-2018, 11:44 AM   #2575
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No I'm afraid fucking is not an Olympic sport or competition.
Besides, what makes you think that you would even qualify to compete?
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Old 04-08-2018, 02:50 PM   #2576
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4312 By saying you want a Mercedes Benz does that mean anal ain't out of the question
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Old 04-08-2018, 04:49 PM   #2577
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Red face Exactly , who knew Keith wasn't a girl`s name ?

4313 ~ Heeey wait a second , we both can't have penises !
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Old 04-08-2018, 09:57 PM   #2578
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Like my father before me and his father before him.....HERE I CUM!!!!
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Your Indian heritage sure has its rewards. You suck my dick like you are smoking a peace pipe!
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