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Old 01-24-2018, 02:04 PM   #2561
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4284. Oh, shit! (Followed by actual defecation.)
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Old 01-24-2018, 06:34 PM   #2562
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Shit, that is my husband. Quick, jump out of the window.
Hang on, Honey. I'm your husband.
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Old 01-25-2018, 12:03 PM   #2563
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If we do it doggy style on the floor and you face the couch you can clean under there at the same time I'm all about efficiency
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Old 01-25-2018, 12:37 PM   #2564
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4287: I know it turns you on to have your sister watch, but must the twit applaud and hold up score cards every time we assume a new position!, I feel like I'm at the Olympics!
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Old 01-26-2018, 12:24 AM   #2565
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Yeah, Bitch. Take my lightning rod of hate.
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4289 Yeah, I am a lowly garbage collector, but I've hit the jackpot with you in my collection.
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Old 02-01-2018, 10:30 PM   #2567
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Hey fatty have you ever wondered why all our friends always leave every time you bring up or suggest playing strip poker?
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Hey I'm not complaining about your hand jobs, but I like it and it feels a whole lot better when your mother takes over!
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You're very cute just like that female pig in the Muppets
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After having given birth to seven kids in succession and then shoving an eggplant in it everyday for the past three years, hoe can you honestly claim to have a tight pussy??
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