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Old 01-24-2018, 12:17 AM   #2551
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4280:Whats my fantasy ?Well since we are being honest ....
Would you suck my toes and get your tongue right in between them and lick that yellow fungus right out?
4280a. Being honest
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Old 01-24-2018, 09:29 AM   #2552
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4282 May I please wear your spectacles, you might look better to me wearing your rather than mine
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Old 01-24-2018, 10:17 AM   #2554
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Honey, I think we need to move along. The guy behind us needs to use the ATM
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4284. Oh, shit! (Followed by actual defecation.)
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Old 01-24-2018, 07:34 PM   #2556
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If we do it doggy style on the floor and you face the couch you can clean under there at the same time I'm all about efficiency
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4287: I know it turns you on to have your sister watch, but must the twit applaud and hold up score cards every time we assume a new position!, I feel like I'm at the Olympics!
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4289 Yeah, I am a lowly garbage collector, but I've hit the jackpot with you in my collection.
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