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Old 11-08-2017, 12:01 PM   #2531
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4253: If it wern't for your chapped lips I wouldn't know you were sucking my dick!
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Old 11-08-2017, 12:12 PM   #2532
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Tight? Don't make me laugh!
They don't even make a tampon big enough for that gaping hole you call a pussy!
Try one of my bed pillows.
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Old 11-08-2017, 07:47 PM   #2533
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4255:
Your moaning sounds like Eric Cartman

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Old 11-09-2017, 03:43 PM   #2534
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4256 ~ What am I doing ? . Laying a trail of breadcrumbs. Since as much as I want to enter you , also want to be able to find my way back !
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Old 11-12-2017, 09:45 AM   #2535
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4258 ~ Of course I like being between your thighs , and no they`re not too chunky . Anyway always wanted to experience the Trash Compactor sensation from Star Wars
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4259 Honey, you know we're never getting divorced because I can't see one reason why I'd marry ya to begin with
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4260 ~ There that should do ya , now let`s turn up the sound on the match
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4261 Bloody hell Honey, Who taught you how to wipe your ass
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4262 I aim to satisfy Honey so I'll let you chose between the cleanest or dirtiest 90 seconds your sex life
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