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Old 11-15-2017, 12:00 PM   #2531
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4260 ~ There that should do ya , now let`s turn up the sound on the match
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Old 12-09-2017, 12:34 PM   #2532
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4261 Bloody hell Honey, Who taught you how to wipe your ass
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Old 12-10-2017, 09:59 AM   #2533
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4262 I aim to satisfy Honey so I'll let you chose between the cleanest or dirtiest 90 seconds your sex life
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4264 So what if the vibrator I got you for Christmas didn't include batteries, you can still shove it up your butt without them , besides the one that did include batteries cost more, but I needed a couple extra dollars for a stop at the pub for a few beers on the way home
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4265 Can you wear these nylons, I like the colour, my favourite, great for sex and also I gotta admit I've worn then on my head during armed robberies.
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4266: Your mother has had 6 children and her pussy is still tighter than yours!
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4267 Please don't fake an orgasm, I'm going out of my way to make sure you don't enjoy this
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4268: Shagging you has become so boring, and the only way I can get it up with you is to look at naked pics of your mother -- get them out of the night stand for me!
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4269: Let me stick my dick in your greasy hair for some lubricant.
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