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Old 06-02-2015, 06:27 PM   #1621
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1603 I know you always think our sex life is negative, but this time I promise you'll be positive, To HIV
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Old 06-04-2015, 02:53 PM   #1622
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1604 I don't need a list of 101 things not to say during sex, because really, I just don't think you're worthy of speaking too
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Old 06-15-2015, 11:57 AM   #1623
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1605: What do you mean "I came too soon", I'm using the Duckworth-Lewis Method.
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1607. I hope that's your hand on my dick, or else your mother has jumped in bed with us again!
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1608,Ya know, finishing sex with you is just like the last few minutes of one of Adam Richman's food challenges, Glad it's over, wished I hadn't and I'll pay for it tomorrow
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1608,Ya know, finishing sex with you is just like the last few minutes of one of Adam Richman's food challenges, Glad it's over, wished I hadn't and I'll pay for it tomorrow
1609.I can't believe You ate the whole thing ...
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1610, I couldn't, It was called 'The Big Ass Challenge '
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I don't, well not a genetic daughter, nope, my daughter is the one I bought from you and even gave me change for a $5
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