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Old 05-31-2015, 01:42 PM   #1621
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1600.Women are alright but they're not as good as the Real Thing...
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1601: Look, we're having sex and you asked for a fruit salad. Where else did you think I was going to shove this pineapple?
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1603 I know you always think our sex life is negative, but this time I promise you'll be positive, To HIV
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1604 I don't need a list of 101 things not to say during sex, because really, I just don't think you're worthy of speaking too
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1605: What do you mean "I came too soon", I'm using the Duckworth-Lewis Method.
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1607. I hope that's your hand on my dick, or else your mother has jumped in bed with us again!
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1608,Ya know, finishing sex with you is just like the last few minutes of one of Adam Richman's food challenges, Glad it's over, wished I hadn't and I'll pay for it tomorrow
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1609.I can't believe You ate the whole thing ...
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