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Old 11-15-2015, 08:50 PM   #11
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16.An ageing musclebound man can outrun a nuclear explosion.(Predator)
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17. Almost every helicopter sounds like a Bell JetRanger.
18. All american cars accelerate with squeaky tire sounds, even on dirt roads.
19. Every car that goes over a cliff burst into flames in mid-air.
20. It's incredible how much ammo can be fired from a hand gun without reloading.
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21. Whilst running away from an explosion it will pick you and drop you down without causing blast, shrapnel or hearing damage ( action, war movies )
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22.You can shoot a glass out of someone's hand without mangling or indeed damaging Their hand in any way.Oh,And the bullet will just disappear..(Calamity Jane)
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24.When looking for the son that Your former mentor has hidden from You,Don't bother searching for people with Your surname.(Star Wars)
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26. City police officers regularly carry rocket launchers in their patrol cars. (Superman IV The Quest For Peace)
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