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Old 05-14-2018, 11:59 AM   #9351
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Finally after a
few misses Chicago
is finally getting

a big thunderstorm
Though the flowers,
shrubs and trees

are sprouting leaves
the ground is
quite dry, but

today it is
going to get
a good soaking.

Even though rain
was forecast yesterday
morning it did

not come, which
was lucky since
I had to

take my American
neighbor and his
Japanese wife to

the airport. They
should be back
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The thunder last
night almost kept
me from sleeping

and the rain
came down in
sheets. Now the

land is soaked.
Poor earthworms. I
hope they didn't

smother.
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The thunder last
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earthworms. I hope
they didn't smother.
Oh
Butt
They

Did
Clarice
Couldn't

You
Hear
Their

Screams
Over
Farts ?

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If
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On
Rubber
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To
Quote
Ahnuld

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Zose
Buddocks !"
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If you weigh
more than 2
stone after you

come home from
the doctor Max
you may have

to give up
beer, meat and
carbs for the

rest of your
life. It's Vegan
from then on!
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