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Old 05-16-2018, 01:55 PM   #9351
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If you weigh
more than 2
stone after you

come home from
the doctor Max
you may have

to give up
beer, meat and
carbs for the

rest of your
life. It's Vegan
from then on!
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Old 05-16-2018, 02:26 PM   #9352
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Old 05-18-2018, 01:29 PM   #9353
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Old 05-18-2018, 01:57 PM   #9354
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If he/she has
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Her
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Old 05-18-2018, 03:40 PM   #9356
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Her
Him
Has

Window
Boxes
Trails

Better solution. Get
a paint ball
gun and shoot

it at neighbor's
flower pots. Then
when neighbor opens

window to water
the flowers, they'll
be covered with

paint and he/she
will go bonkers
while you laugh

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The heat came
on yesterday afternoon,
but by this

morning it's too
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Weather Service. Summer
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