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Old 05-15-2018, 03:27 PM   #9361
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they didn't smother.
Oh
Butt
They

Did
Clarice
Couldn't

You
Hear
Their

Screams
Over
Farts ?

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Old 05-16-2018, 10:33 AM   #9362
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:47 AM   #9363
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If you weigh
more than 2
stone after you

come home from
the doctor Max
you may have

to give up
beer, meat and
carbs for the

rest of your
life. It's Vegan
from then on!
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Old 05-16-2018, 02:26 PM   #9365
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Old 05-18-2018, 01:29 PM   #9366
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If he/she has
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Better solution. Get
a paint ball
gun and shoot

it at neighbor's
flower pots. Then
when neighbor opens

window to water
the flowers, they'll
be covered with

paint and he/she
will go bonkers
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