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Old 04-29-2018, 04:33 PM   #2621
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Your ass is so ugly that every pub in town uses a picture of it as a dartboard!

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Your ass is so ugly that even the kiddies use a picture of it to play pin the tail on the donkey at birthday parties!
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Old 05-18-2018, 01:01 PM   #2622
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What do you mean you'll blow me if I buy you a new hand bag?
Who the fuck do you think I am Monty Hall and this is Lets Make A Deal?
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Old 05-18-2018, 04:00 PM   #2623
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4348 I'm sorry, but an ad break is all the time I can give ya.
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Old 05-23-2018, 10:31 AM   #2624
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4349 ~ Whoops my wristwatch`s fallen off inside while was fisting you , give us a second , ah bugger , it`s slipped down the side of the sofa
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Old 05-25-2018, 11:32 AM   #2625
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If you'd show just a little more enthusiasm I wouldn't have to keep having phone sex with your mom while shagging you!

(Damn I hate when her line is busy! )
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Bloody hell , having sex with you is like, well if you were a gearbox you'd be stuck in neutral.
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Room for a little one ?
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