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August 29th, 2016, 03:12 PM	#71
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,904 Times in 69,067 Posts	73 ~ Of course I`ll always love your daughter. Once the insurance pays out on her tragic death earlier today. Whoops. Which reminds me. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 29th, 2016, 05:52 PM	#72
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,801 Times in 7,170 Posts	74 How about some holidays on September? I mean far away from here.

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August 29th, 2016, 06:03 PM	#73
Gladys Allova Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew.. Posts: 4,990 Thanks: 67,890 Thanked 89,748 Times in 4,990 Posts	75. So, moustaches obviously run down your side of the family genetics then __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 29th, 2016, 08:59 PM	#74
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,930 Thanks: 282,124 Thanked 815,513 Times in 60,975 Posts	Are you as tight as your daughter? And do you suck as hard?

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August 30th, 2016, 11:38 AM	#75
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,608 Times in 60,391 Posts	I ain't a total asshole, see, I'm thoughtful bought you some make up because if anyone needs it, it's you __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 30th, 2016, 04:45 PM	#76
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,904 Times in 69,067 Posts	78 ~ Do you keep those false teeth in all the time ? , or only when you`re not being intimate. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 31st, 2016, 04:12 AM	#77
Bill derBerg Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: My own little reality. Posts: 1,257 Thanks: 17,648 Thanked 18,327 Times in 1,256 Posts	79) Eat the yellow snow. Enjoy its golden goodness.

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August 31st, 2016, 05:55 AM	#78
rankman Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 50 Thanks: 304 Thanked 633 Times in 46 Posts	80) If you promise not to touch my beer or smokes I'll promise not to hide your prune juice or spike your suppositories with habanero sauce.

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August 31st, 2016, 01:48 PM	#79
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,755 Thanked 24,866 Times in 2,098 Posts	81 Remember, Jesus loves you..........no other f**ker does. __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

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August 31st, 2016, 02:12 PM	#80
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,930 Thanks: 282,124 Thanked 815,513 Times in 60,975 Posts	82 Were ever as tight as your is???

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