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October 4th, 2017, 02:41 PM	#2471
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October 5th, 2017, 08:12 AM	#2474
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,523 Times in 60,292 Posts	4212 Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll chose where I cum on you So just shut the fuck up and live with it __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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So just shut the fuck up and live with it

Ah, all the world loves a romantic.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue
Once you've swallowed, please shooo

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October 5th, 2017, 09:45 PM	#2479
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October 6th, 2017, 01:02 PM	#2480
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