Help me from killing someone

Estreeter · June 21st, 2013, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Howsabout this for Estreeter?

Thanks sweaty

A mate and I had a round of golf today.... I won

But, we were waiting too tee off and both of us light up a smoke. For no real reason while we were waiting that post crossed my mind. I then reminded him of a bet we had a long long time ago. We both had too give up smoking, the first one too cave in had too shave their eyebrows off

. I won that bet.

Today we agreed too have that bet again, over 3 months, $1000 and the eyebrow thing

I intend too win again, and once the bet is over I will start smoking again

In the mean time, I'm gonna be a pain in the ass too those around me and someone might die

For those who have smoke and given up, How do you stop going crazy

Last time I did this my own Mum begged me too take it up again just so I didn't beat up my brother again

Bet start tomorrow night, we're going out for dinner and then casino, great place for bet too start

HELP !!!!

**tygrkhat40** · June 21st, 2013, 02:16 PM

Maybe it's a bit soon, but you have to ask yourself, what would Tony Soprano do in a situation like this? Now, do the opposite.

**exfarmer** · June 21st, 2013, 02:48 PM

Patches worked for me

Or failing that you could always get pregnant then you'll feel to guilty to smoke. I'm sure Max would help you.

Estreeter · June 21st, 2013, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Maybe it's a bit soon, but you have to ask yourself, what would Tony Soprano do in a situation like this? Now, do the opposite.

Well, I guess I won't be going too a psychiatrist and try seduce her then

Is that good or bad

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Originally Posted by exfarmer

Patches worked for me

Forgot too mention, Gum, patches, etc..... Forbidden during bet

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Originally Posted by exfarmer

Or failing that you could always get pregnant then you'll feel to guilty to smoke. I'm sure Max would help you.

You better hope he don't read this

**palo5** · June 21st, 2013, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Well, I guess I won't be going too a psychiatrist and try seduce her then

Is that good or bad

You'd freak her out, so it's probably good

**haroldeye** · June 21st, 2013, 04:17 PM

Estreeter - I smoked for 40 years and stopped dead. I observed every ugly munt I could find with a fag hanging out of their mouths looking just f=cking awful and said to myself 'That's what you look like' Eventually I thought this is it I'm stopping. 3 years later I can't even stand the smell of a cigarette. Just look at the fat lasses smoking and ask yourself 'Do I want to look like that?'

**TommySwiftJr.** · June 21st, 2013, 04:36 PM

Travelling. Distract yourself. It has worked for me the last couple of months to skip my drinking issue. Well, at least I wasnt sitting at home thinking of what I am not allowed to do.

P.S. What will not please you is the fact that you most probably will gain weight without smoking that month.

Anyway, good luck!

**Ninjaturtle** · June 21st, 2013, 05:11 PM

Eating helps, eat everything

When you go shopping buy snickers, M&Ms and bubblegums and carry them allways with you. Don´t leave the house without munchies

Don´t go to pubs in the next time, you might loose your bet

Hope i could help and i wish you much fun my friend

**amantpoche** · June 21st, 2013, 05:28 PM

a trip of three months at the center of the continent,
or stay on your new gift
there is one, your brother will be safe and sound

joking aside I wish you good luck

,
I wanted to do the same thing, and this is my doctor
who advised me to start because I was so
flick, I said that at the time I smoked 4 packs
By day, I'm not proud

Estreeter · June 21st, 2013, 05:29 PM

Err, I can actually stop,

That's no problem at all. Losing a grand, assuming I lose is no big deal, But I'll win because there's no way I'll walk around without eyebrows

Problem is the me driving people nuts, How do I not go crazy

BTW, bet starts 18 hours from now and I'm sucking them down one after another

June 21st, 2013, 02:16 PM	#2
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,571 Times in 9,629 Posts	Maybe it's a bit soon, but you have to ask yourself, what would Tony Soprano do in a situation like this? Now, do the opposite. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 21st, 2013, 02:48 PM	#3
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,657 Times in 13,045 Posts	Patches worked for me Or failing that you could always get pregnant then you'll feel to guilty to smoke. I'm sure Max would help you. __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

June 21st, 2013, 04:36 PM	#7
TommySwiftJr. Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seaside. Escaping modern society values. Mostly. Posts: 2,960 Thanks: 47,367 Thanked 68,084 Times in 3,078 Posts	Travelling. Distract yourself. It has worked for me the last couple of months to skip my drinking issue. Well, at least I wasnt sitting at home thinking of what I am not allowed to do. P.S. What will not please you is the fact that you most probably will gain weight without smoking that month. Anyway, good luck! __________________ I'm afraid of people who are afraid of nudity.

June 21st, 2013, 05:11 PM	#8
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,809 Times in 12,571 Posts	Eating helps, eat everything When you go shopping buy snickers, M&Ms and bubblegums and carry them allways with you. Don´t leave the house without munchies Don´t go to pubs in the next time, you might loose your bet Hope i could help and i wish you much fun my friend __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

June 21st, 2013, 05:29 PM	#10
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,123 Thanks: 449,762 Thanked 896,895 Times in 60,323 Posts	Err, I can actually stop, That's no problem at all. Losing a grand, assuming I lose is no big deal, But I'll win because there's no way I'll walk around without eyebrows Problem is the me driving people nuts, How do I not go crazy BTW, bet starts 18 hours from now and I'm sucking them down one after another __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 21st, 2013, 04:17 PM	#6
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,716 Thanks: 113,527 Thanked 59,969 Times in 5,708 Posts	Estreeter - I smoked for 40 years and stopped dead. I observed every ugly munt I could find with a fag hanging out of their mouths looking just f=cking awful and said to myself 'That's what you look like' Eventually I thought this is it I'm stopping. 3 years later I can't even stand the smell of a cigarette. Just look at the fat lasses smoking and ask yourself 'Do I want to look like that?'

June 21st, 2013, 05:28 PM	#9
amantpoche Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,859 Thanks: 68,850 Thanked 199,662 Times in 6,832 Posts	a trip of three months at the center of the continent, or stay on your new gift there is one, your brother will be safe and sound joking aside I wish you good luck , I wanted to do the same thing, and this is my doctor who advised me to start because I was so flick, I said that at the time I smoked 4 packs By day, I'm not proud