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Old February 10th, 2018, 11:20 PM   #701
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Who cares,It was a silly place..

Are You suggesting that coconuts migrate ?
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Old February 11th, 2018, 03:20 PM   #702
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A: Now, don't you start that!

Q: Are you hiring?
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Old February 11th, 2018, 06:14 PM   #703
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Only if you are between 18 and 21 and a girl.

Do you smell smoke?
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Old February 11th, 2018, 09:18 PM   #704
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A: Are you just happy to see me, or is that a lighted cigar in your pocket?
Q: Why does no one ever recharge the fire extinguisher?
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Because it never paid the last bill

Do you want to take the money or open the box?
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I'm taking the girls.

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A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me-VhC9ieh0

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A: If it's a yellow Corvette autographed by Bobby Orr, yep.

Q: Do you believe in love?
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What kind of poppycock is that?

Do you subscribe to this thread?
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A: No I just drop in to see the ridiculous conundrums people ponder.
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