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Old 01-25-2018, 02:35 PM   #3431
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What do you mean by the landing not being ideal.
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"Oh hell, the damned flight to Louisville was probably gonna crash anyhow"


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What do you mean by the landing not being ideal.
As They used to say in the RFC,"Any landing You can walk away from is a good landing"
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Long ago, a rich businessman might also be an aviator, an adventurer, maybe even a film-maker.
Not just a horse's ass.

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I told you stay away from my wife!
You're lucky we're not fighting with Samurai swords!
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