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Old 01-13-2018, 01:32 PM   #3411
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Uh oh Alice, I think the priest said High Mass not bare ass.
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Old 01-14-2018, 01:02 PM   #3412
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Lisa took the opportunity to catch a quick nap while waiting for her laundry
to finish, but absent mindedly forgot that her panties were in the washer.


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Old 01-15-2018, 04:34 AM   #3414
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I say there my good man, I just knew that was you E back there all along!

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Next time, have your vacation in the sweet-smelling wide-open spaces of INDIA!
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Another batch of illegals heading into the US!
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This grandma went from once sitting on her husband's face
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Next time, have your vacation in the sweet-smelling wide-open spaces of INDIA!
Who said privatizing the rail industry was a bad thing?
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