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Old 12-23-2017, 09:44 PM   #3391
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Goodbye 747! Enjoy your retirement and go easy on those vanilla wafers.




Clearly delighted to be getting the f*** out!
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Von's idea of commisioning a statue of himself for his garden only served to be a perfect example of the saying, "What has been seen cannot be unseen".
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Coming to HBO in 2018. Santa Claus mets The Wire in "The Antlers"
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Old 01-03-2018, 06:59 PM   #3395
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Ya know what? I ran into Superman the other day!
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You should see the other guy.
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