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Old November 5th, 2011, 01:24 PM   #1
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Default Titjob Trainwrecks (or why not to get a boobjob)

Thought I'd start this thread as a bit of documentary evidence for "Why not to get a boobjob"

Personally I hate boobjobs of almost any kind, I've know a few girls who have got them and it's really put me off them.

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First: Sabrina Malerno

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Old November 5th, 2011, 01:51 PM   #2
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*mods, i think this topic is fine for here, not sure whether you'd consider this as 'insulting', it's not meant to be, I can rephrase if required?*

I wouldn`t say it`s insulting , more depressing

That said this might be better put into the funnies section

Gee`s i mean if you have to , have to have a boob job for some crazy idiotic reason at least make sure it doesn`t end up looking as if you did it yourself , in the dark , with garden shears and a bag of quick drying cement.

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Old November 5th, 2011, 02:02 PM   #3
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That's shocking. Nice tits in the first pic, grotesque abomination tits in the second.
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the daft thing is that they seem to be really pleased with their boob jobs even though they look totally ludicrous, what a complete turn - off.
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Old November 13th, 2011, 12:45 PM   #5
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Another for you...

One nipple now points north the other south...

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That last one had stunningly gorgeous breasts - until the the surgeon got to them.
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Gadzooks my good man you managed to find two. Outstanding work.
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I don't have any before pix, but hers point out at about a 45 degree angle. One of the things I don't understand about most boob jobs is the way the boobs fall away from the sternum, and out toward the armpits, which seems to be one of the obvious signs of a boob job.
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Old December 16th, 2013, 05:31 PM   #9
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You could put most porn stars of the late 80s early 90s in this category...Madison, Patricia Kennedy, Jenna Jameson, Tami Monroe...

Was Angela Summers fake? If hers wear/are that's not so bad.
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You could put most porn stars of the late 80s early 90s in this category...Madison, Patricia Kennedy, Jenna Jameson, Tami Monroe...

Was Angela Summers fake? If hers wear/are that's not so bad.
You could put every single one in there apart from the likes of Jada Fire and Yurizan Beltran who still look natural because they left the natural shape there and not a 5 inch gap between the boobs.

Women seem to think normal breasts are saggy so want a couple of balloons stuck to their chests which make them look like a moving blow up doll and about as attractive too.

Same goes for most surgery, lip implants/injections etc

Its the reason why I watch older porn even though I dont like hairy bushes.
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