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August 7th, 2018, 03:04 AM | #13631 |
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Q: Did you know that they've renamed a popular caramel popcorn snack for adults?
A: Instead of Cracker Jack, they're calling it Jack Her Crack
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August 7th, 2018, 04:48 AM | #13632 |
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One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother’s face through the oven window. As we played hide and seek and she said: ‘you’re getting warmer’
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August 7th, 2018, 10:31 PM | #13633 |
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August 7th, 2018, 11:16 PM | #13634 |
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August 8th, 2018, 12:37 PM | #13635 |
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August 8th, 2018, 12:54 PM | #13636 |
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A man goes to his best friend's house to watch the hockey game. At the end of the first period the man says to his friend, "You know, we've been friends for a long time and I've always wanted to tell you this, but I really want to fuck your wife." The friend thinks for a moment before replying, "Ok. You can fuck my wife, but promise me one thing. You MUST NOT go down on her." The man says ok, goes upstairs and fucks his friend's wife, but no matter how hard he tries, he can't resist the urge to go down on her. He comes back just as the second period is starting and says to his friend, "Man, I'm really sorry, but I couldn't resist the urge to do down on your wife. The weirdest thing happened when I did it though... I got a mouth full of rice." The friend laughs and says, "That wasn't rice, she's been dead for a month!!!"
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August 8th, 2018, 02:26 PM | #13637 |
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My parrot died yesterday. He was 12 years old and very obese.
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August 8th, 2018, 03:41 PM | #13638 |
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"And that`s how corny this post waaaaaaaaaaas"
What`s an astronauts favourite board game ? ,
Moon- Opoly. Did you hear about the Circus fire ? , It was intense. Why can't a nose be twelve inches long ? , Because it`d be a foot. What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames ? , A blazer .
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August 8th, 2018, 10:37 PM | #13639 |
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Statistics show that after playing Russian roulette, 5 out of 6 people said they enjoyed the game.
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August 9th, 2018, 02:06 PM | #13640 |
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The wife came in to the lounge wearing not very much whilst I was watching the Grand Prix.
"Fancy taking me upstairs and fucking me senseless?" She asks. "Not just now." I reply. "I'm watching the motor racing." "You do realise you can record it" "Ok you grab the camcorder I'll be up when the Grand Prix has finished" Last edited by PJayBr; August 9th, 2018 at 04:44 PM.. |
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