Tunes Put In Your Head Against Your Will - Page 40

**Dr Pepper** · November 2nd, 2018, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

That pig should be so lucky

"Like having your brains smashed out by a small gold brick wrapped around with a slice of lemon".....Japhod Beeblebrox's Pan Galactic Gargleblaster .... THHGTTG

**Sir Honkers** · November 2nd, 2018, 08:34 PM

Listening to a bluegrass station while gardening yesterday. This morning. my good lady said to me 'aw for fuckssake shut up!!'

Wreck Of The Old Ninety -Seven

Well, they gave him his orders in Monroe, Virginia
Saying Steve you are way behind time
This is not thirty eight, but it’s old ninety seven
You must put her into Spencer on time

He turned and said to his tired greasy fireman
Shovel on a little more coal
And when we cross the White Oak Mountain
You can watch old Ninety-Seven roll

It’s a mighty rough road from Lynchburg to Danville
On a line on a three mile grade
It was on this grade that he lost his leverage
You can see what a jump he made

He was going down the grade making ninety miles an hour
When his whistle broke into a scream
They found him in the wreck with his hand on the throttle
He was scalded to death by the steam

Now all you ladies you must take warning
From this time now on learn
Never speak harsh words to your true loving husband
He may leave you and never return

**wimbo77** · November 7th, 2018, 12:34 PM

Pet Shop Boys - Nothing Has Been Proved (Live At The Mermaid Theatre)

Mandy's in the papers 'cause she tried to go to Spain
She'll soon be in the dock and in the papers once again
Vicki's got her story about the mirror and the cane
It may be false, it may be true
But nothing has been proved

Stephen's in his dressing-gown now, breakfasting alone
Too sick to eat, he's on his feet and to the telephone
The police inspector soothes him with his sympathetic tone
It may be false, it may be true
But nothing has been proved

In the house a resignation
Guilty faces, every one
Christine's fallen out with Lucky
Johnny's got a gun
"Please Please Me"'s number one

(It's a scandal! It's a scandal! Such a scandal!)

Now, Stephen's in the dock for spending money that was earned
By Christine, and the prosecution says that money burned
A hole in Stephen's pocket, for expensive sins he yearned
It may be false, it may be true
But nothing has been proved

In the news the suicide note
In the court an empty space
Even Mandy's looking worried
Christine's pale and drawn
"Please Please Me"'s number one

(It's a scandal! It's a scandal! Such a scandal!)

Last night he wrote these words to his friend:
"Sorry about the mess
I'm guilty 'til proved innocent
In the public eye and press"
The funeral's very quiet because all his friends have fled
They may be false, they may be true
They've all got better things to do
They may be false, they may be true
But nothing has been proved
Nothing
Nothing has been proved
No, nothing
Nothing
No, nothing
Nothing
No, nothing

MaxJoker · November 7th, 2018, 02:17 PM

Fernando

Can you hear the drums Fernando?
I remember long ago another starry night like this
In the firelight Fernando
You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar

They were closer now Fernando
Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally
I was so afraid Fernando
We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to die
And I'm not ashamed to say
The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though we never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando

Now we're old and grey Fernando
Since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hand
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
Do you still recall the fateful night we crossed the Rio Grande?
I can see it in your eyes
How proud you were to fight for freedom in this land

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though we never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though we never thought that we could lose
There's no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
Yes, if I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando

My friend

How about you shove that cannon brutally up your arse Freddy

Sideways

dabsy7 · November 7th, 2018, 10:32 PM

This has been in my head for weeks!!!! - Tiffany - I think we're alone now

Children behave
That's what they say when we're together
And watch how you play
They don't understand
And so we're

Chorus:
Running just as fast as we can
Holdin' on to one another's hand
Tryin' to get away into the night
And then you put your arms around me
And we tumble to the ground
And then you say

I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound

Look at the way
We gotta hide what we're doin'
'cause what would they say
If they ever knew
And so we're

Repeat chorus

I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think we're alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound

MaxJoker · November 8th, 2018, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dabsy7

This has been in my head for weeks

For sharing

Dead Ringer for Love

Every night I grab some money and I go down to the bar
I got my buddies and a beer, I got a dream, I need a car
You got me begging on my knees, c'mon and throw the dog a bone
A man he doesn't live by rock 'n roll and brew alone
Baby baby, baby baby
Rock 'n roll and brew, rock 'n roll and brew
They don't mean a thing when I compare 'em next to you
Rock 'n roll and brew, rock 'n roll and brew
I know that you and I oh we got better things to do
I don't know who you are or what you do, or where you go when you're not around
I don't know anything about you baby, but you're everything I'm dreaming of
I don't know who you are, but you're a real dead ringer for love
A real dead ringer for love
Ever since I can remember you been hanging 'round this joint
You been…
Etc Etc Etc ad nauseam

Still was quite funny to find the video and see a pre-nose job teeth job hair job boob job and face job Cher

Although not funny enough to pardon having this facking song in me noggin

Estreeter · November 9th, 2018, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

For sharing

I'll share this and hope ya get over the 555-555 driver

MaxJoker · November 10th, 2018, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I'll share this

Thy cruelness knows no bounds Mate

Almost debating clicking on it again today

Since I`d rather Abba`s Chiquitita than Mikey Jackson`s

Black Or White

I took my baby on a Saturday bang

Finally the kiddie fiddle admits the truth !

Boy is that girl with you
Yes we're one and the same
Now I believe in miracles
And a miracle has happened tonight
But, if you're thinkin' about my baby
It don't matter if you're black or white
They print my message in the Saturday Sun
I had to tell them I ain't second to none
And I told about equality and it's true
Either you're wrong or you're right
But, if you're thinkin' about my baby
It don't matter if you're black or white
I am tired of this devil
I am tired of this stuff
I am tired of this business
Sew when the going gets rough
I ain't scared of your brother
I ain'ts scared of no sheets
I ain't scared of nobody
Girl when the goin' gets mean
Protection
For gangs, clubs, and nations
Causing grief in human relations
It's a…

Aw fuck off ya weak voice faking excuse filled plagiarizing sicko twister !!

Estreeter · November 10th, 2018, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Sure as shit mattered to him though

I'm sure that the blonde one, Agnetha

in ABBA is blacker than Whacko Jacko

MaxJoker · November 10th, 2018, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I'm sure that the blonde one, Agnetha

in ABBA is blacker than Whacko Jacko

Plus his "Kids" are whiter than an Albino

November 2nd, 2018, 08:34 PM	#392
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,436 Thanks: 287,480 Thanked 387,209 Times in 30,392 Posts	Listening to a bluegrass station while gardening yesterday. This morning. my good lady said to me 'aw for fuckssake shut up!!' Wreck Of The Old Ninety -Seven Well, they gave him his orders in Monroe, Virginia Saying Steve you are way behind time This is not thirty eight, but it’s old ninety seven You must put her into Spencer on time He turned and said to his tired greasy fireman Shovel on a little more coal And when we cross the White Oak Mountain You can watch old Ninety-Seven roll It’s a mighty rough road from Lynchburg to Danville On a line on a three mile grade It was on this grade that he lost his leverage You can see what a jump he made He was going down the grade making ninety miles an hour When his whistle broke into a scream They found him in the wreck with his hand on the throttle He was scalded to death by the steam Now all you ladies you must take warning From this time now on learn Never speak harsh words to your true loving husband He may leave you and never return Last edited by Sir Honkers; November 2nd, 2018 at 08:46 PM..

November 7th, 2018, 12:34 PM	#393
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,398 Times in 9,160 Posts	Pet Shop Boys - Nothing Has Been Proved (Live At The Mermaid Theatre) Mandy's in the papers 'cause she tried to go to Spain She'll soon be in the dock and in the papers once again Vicki's got her story about the mirror and the cane It may be false, it may be true But nothing has been proved Stephen's in his dressing-gown now, breakfasting alone Too sick to eat, he's on his feet and to the telephone The police inspector soothes him with his sympathetic tone It may be false, it may be true But nothing has been proved In the house a resignation Guilty faces, every one Christine's fallen out with Lucky Johnny's got a gun "Please Please Me"'s number one (It's a scandal! It's a scandal! Such a scandal!) Now, Stephen's in the dock for spending money that was earned By Christine, and the prosecution says that money burned A hole in Stephen's pocket, for expensive sins he yearned It may be false, it may be true But nothing has been proved In the news the suicide note In the court an empty space Even Mandy's looking worried Christine's pale and drawn "Please Please Me"'s number one (It's a scandal! It's a scandal! Such a scandal!) Last night he wrote these words to his friend: "Sorry about the mess I'm guilty 'til proved innocent In the public eye and press" The funeral's very quiet because all his friends have fled They may be false, they may be true They've all got better things to do They may be false, they may be true But nothing has been proved Nothing Nothing has been proved No, nothing Nothing No, nothing Nothing No, nothing __________________

November 7th, 2018, 02:17 PM	#394
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	Why did the 555-555 driver have to be playing Abba ? , and even worser-er-er this evil bugger from their crummy catalog ?? Fernando Can you hear the drums Fernando? I remember long ago another starry night like this In the firelight Fernando You were humming to yourself and softly strumming your guitar I could hear the distant drums And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar They were closer now Fernando Every hour every minute seemed to last eternally I was so afraid Fernando We were young and full of life and none of us prepared to die And I'm not ashamed to say The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry There was something in the air that night The stars were bright, Fernando They were shining there for you and me For liberty, Fernando Though we never thought that we could lose There's no regret If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Fernando If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Fernando Now we're old and grey Fernando Since many years I haven't seen a rifle in your hand Can you hear the drums Fernando? Do you still recall the fateful night we crossed the Rio Grande? I can see it in your eyes How proud you were to fight for freedom in this land There was something in the air that night The stars were bright, Fernando They were shining there for you and me For liberty, Fernando Though we never thought that we could lose There's no regret If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Fernando There was something in the air that night The stars were bright, Fernando They were shining there for you and me For liberty, Fernando Though we never thought that we could lose There's no regret If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Fernando Yes, if I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Fernando If I had to do the same again I would, my friend, Fernando My friend How about you shove that cannon brutally up your arse Freddy Sideways __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 7th, 2018, 10:32 PM	#395
dabsy7 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 161 Thanks: 674 Thanked 841 Times in 129 Posts	This has been in my head for weeks!!!! - Tiffany - I think we're alone now Children behave That's what they say when we're together And watch how you play They don't understand And so we're Chorus: Running just as fast as we can Holdin' on to one another's hand Tryin' to get away into the night And then you put your arms around me And we tumble to the ground And then you say I think we're alone now There doesn't seem to be anyone around I think we're alone now The beating of our hearts is the only sound Look at the way We gotta hide what we're doin' 'cause what would they say If they ever knew And so we're Repeat chorus I think we're alone now There doesn't seem to be anyone around I think we're alone now The beating of our hearts is the only sound