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Old February 19th, 2015, 01:26 AM   #31
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At that time of the month what would you do,take the battery out or just hope the thing didn't kill you.

As a robot would not have hormones, or moods, there would be no issue about "that time of the month."
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Old February 19th, 2015, 06:48 PM   #32
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As a robot would not have hormones, or moods, there would be no issue about "that time of the month."
Me, I think I'd want to be able to dial up some cranky crazy . . . its what makes girls girls.

What don't I look for in a girl?

Stoicism.

Yeah its a pain in the ass, but who ever said "you know what gets me hot? A real level-headed girl".
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Old February 19th, 2015, 08:19 PM   #33
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Me, I think I'd want to be able to dial up some cranky crazy . . . its what makes girls girls.

What don't I look for in a girl?

Stoicism.

Yeah its a pain in the ass, but who ever said "you know what gets me hot? A real level-headed girl".
Clearly, being a robot, she/it would be fully programmable for all aspects of the "relationship."
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Old February 24th, 2015, 09:08 PM   #34
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I think that would be replaced by warning messages about "Service Mileage Exceeded", obscure error codes not in the manual and of course the dreaded "WARNING!!! NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE"
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Me, I think I'd want to be able to dial up some cranky crazy . . . its what makes girls girls.

What don't I look for in a girl?

Stoicism.

Yeah its a pain in the ass, but who ever said "you know what gets me hot? A real level-headed girl".
You know what's funny, that her level headed pragmatism is one of the many things that attracted me to my wife. Sure it's annoying sometimes, but when there's a big, hairy spider on the bedroom ceiling the last thing you need is two people running around screaming 'don't try to catch it, just kill the fuckin' thing!'
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A BOFFIN too busy to find real love has INVENTED his idea of the perfect woman – a female ROBOT.
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Another enthusiast, an older man, not an inventor, shows how he sets up his love doll for some fun:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/wat...mment-11812894

Sexbots may be a few years away, but Real Doll is with us now...

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another potential problem... & shouldn't he have called the Fire Department?

PLEASE, don't try this at home!
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Sexbots may be a few years away, but Real Doll is with us now...

I wouldn't be able to shake the feeling that one day She's going to clamp Her jaws shut..
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Where's your sexbot?

They've all gone on STRIKE because their union demands robo-equality for their members!
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