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Old February 19th, 2018, 12:29 AM   #11061
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Songs about sex...but not with the opposite sex

1. Billion Dollar Baby - Alice Cooper - Love Doll
2. I Touch Myself - Divinyls - Oneself
3. Roxy Music - In Every Dream Home a Heartache
4. David Bowie - John, I'm Only Dancing
5. Melissa Ferrick - Drive
6. Tomorrow's Girls - Donald Fagen - Extra-Terrestrial Aliens (please add what they are having sex with in your response. )
7. The Police - Be My Girl (Sally)
8. Dear Penis - Rodney Carrington - masturbation
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9. Pictures Of Lily - The Who - Oneself,again..
10. Katy Perry Ft. Kanye West - "E.T." E.T. bone home
11. Lola - The Kinks - A transvestite picked up in a bar
12. Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl - Lesbianism
13. Bobby Brown - Frank Zappa

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Old February 19th, 2018, 03:51 AM   #11062
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Old February 19th, 2018, 05:07 AM   #11063
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Old February 19th, 2018, 05:27 AM   #11064
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Old February 19th, 2018, 07:21 AM   #11066
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