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![]() Thank you Professors, that has put my mind at ease, I did hear a rumour Tuesday & Thursday would clash, but didn't know why
![]() ... as to the champagne, I guess it makes little difference to this answer if i use my usual Metholated Spirit, but from the Soda Stream? Now why won't they let me start my own Monopolies commission? |
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![]() By putting on a hat and seeing if it stays there ![]() Or By having a wee and observing whether your chin gets damp ![]() ![]()
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![]() Because they`re a load of bankers
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![]() Yes there is, It's also known as No Vodka Day
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![]() I've often wondered this and I know with all the brainpower and knowledge available here, my questions will be answered.
Which came first the wanking or the porn? I mean....did a cavemen enjoy a good pull or did he first have to have a cave drawing to get his blood flowing? I know things were easier back then for a fellow to get laid. Personal hygeine not as big an issue, womens lib a thing of the future, clubs as an effective dating technique, these are all plusses in my book but there must have been one or two cavemen who just wanted to get some good sleep, in peace, without having to grunt about their feelings afterword or maybe they just had 15 minutes to kill before the hunt started. So answer me all wise Mods which was first, wanking or porn?
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![]() Wednesday is also known a 'hump day'
Monday and Tuesday climb the hill to the weekend, Wednesday is at the summit, and Thursday and Friday are all down hill to the weekend.
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![]() Priceless education guys
![]() Looking at the Vintage Erotica Banner & i just got curious, & I know this sounds daft but ![]() ![]() Is there really water below the surface of the sea or is it just a state of wetness? Just thought i'd throw it out to the experts ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() Good question there student Keefriff , and one that has taxed the scientific world for nearly three minutes
![]() Or however long ago it was i read your question ![]() Going through my own intensive research i`d say wanking came first , but only because Eve was notoriously fridgid yet did like to let them beauties hang out ![]()
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