The taste of pussy - Page 2

fingerlakes · September 25th, 2009, 05:40 AM

A ship in harbour is perfectly safe.

But that's not what ships are for...

That did not apply to pearl harbor

**brianwp** · September 25th, 2009, 11:09 AM

I've eaten a lot of pussy over the years, and I must say I've enjoyed most of them, except for the smelly ones. And those are usually the most memorable, sad to say. I used to use the old "scratch and sniff" method, for a while, but sometimes when you have a really beautiful woman you just assume her pussy will be immaculate, which sadly isn't always the case. I've had beautiful angels who have smelled like holy hell. I guess, (like yourself), the bottom line is good hygiene. I'm proud to say my wife is very clean, and it always smells and tastes very nice.

MaxJoker · September 26th, 2009, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by tabler

Playdough ??? someones been going down on Wallace and Gromit!

Oooh I get you now GS, its the 'Taste Of Pussy' well, my pussy at the moment is sporting a black/diamonte collar which looks rather snazzy on her.

Black diamonte eh , now that`s classy

Mines not sporting anything more than fur and a bad attitude , oh well such is strife

Bob ß(°) (°)ßm · September 29th, 2009, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by brianwp

I've eaten a lot of pussy over the years, and I must say I've enjoyed most of them, except for the smelly ones. And those are usually the most memorable, sad to say. I used to use the old "scratch and sniff" method, for a while, but sometimes when you have a really beautiful woman you just assume her pussy will be immaculate, which sadly isn't always the case. I've had beautiful angels who have smelled like holy hell. I guess, (like yourself), the bottom line is good hygiene. I'm proud to say my wife is very clean, and it always smells and tastes very nice.

It is said that many cannot smell their own smell. I'm inclined to agree that this is true!

gapedhok · September 29th, 2009, 06:41 PM

There are three things most men I've had this discussion with share in common:

1) The smell of pussy is not overly pleasant.
2) About 10 percent of the pussies we've eaten had no smell at all.
3) The sure-fire way to eliminate most of the smell from a nasty pussy is to get in there
and get most of your face covered. This works well.

**begos** · September 29th, 2009, 06:49 PM

As the old saying goes, "Once you get past the smell, you've got it licked."

spoonfedmonkey · September 29th, 2009, 06:53 PM

Just don't breathe through your nose. With your nose out of function, it all tastes like chicken.

**begos** · September 29th, 2009, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by spoonfedmonkey

......it all tastes like chicken.

Do you mean to say that it's all "finger lickin' good"???

Foxbark · September 29th, 2009, 08:47 PM

Q/. Why is performing cunnilingus like being in the mafia?
A/. One slip of the tongue and you're in the sh*t.

JerryFalwell · September 30th, 2009, 09:18 PM

It tastes like persimmons to me.

September 25th, 2009, 05:40 AM	#11
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September 25th, 2009, 11:09 AM	#12
brianwp Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 1,464 Thanks: 4,856 Thanked 25,700 Times in 1,431 Posts	I've eaten a lot of pussy over the years, and I must say I've enjoyed most of them, except for the smelly ones. And those are usually the most memorable, sad to say. I used to use the old "scratch and sniff" method, for a while, but sometimes when you have a really beautiful woman you just assume her pussy will be immaculate, which sadly isn't always the case. I've had beautiful angels who have smelled like holy hell. I guess, (like yourself), the bottom line is good hygiene. I'm proud to say my wife is very clean, and it always smells and tastes very nice.

September 29th, 2009, 06:41 PM	#15
gapedhok Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: united states Posts: 51 Thanks: 3,934 Thanked 450 Times in 43 Posts	There are three things most men I've had this discussion with share in common: 1) The smell of pussy is not overly pleasant. 2) About 10 percent of the pussies we've eaten had no smell at all. 3) The sure-fire way to eliminate most of the smell from a nasty pussy is to get in there and get most of your face covered. This works well.

September 29th, 2009, 06:49 PM	#16
begos Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: U. S. of A. Hell,YEAH!! USA-USA-USA-US.. Posts: 1,237 Thanks: 6,579 Thanked 11,447 Times in 1,216 Posts	As the old saying goes, "Once you get past the smell, you've got it licked."

September 29th, 2009, 06:53 PM	#17
spoonfedmonkey Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 186 Thanks: 2,292 Thanked 1,948 Times in 178 Posts	Just don't breathe through your nose. With your nose out of function, it all tastes like chicken.

September 29th, 2009, 08:47 PM	#19
Foxbark Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 275 Thanks: 372 Thanked 2,020 Times in 259 Posts	Q/. Why is performing cunnilingus like being in the mafia? A/. One slip of the tongue and you're in the sh*t.

September 30th, 2009, 09:18 PM	#20
JerryFalwell Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 116 Thanks: 81 Thanked 724 Times in 114 Posts	It tastes like persimmons to me.