The taste of pussy

[will]

I can hardly be called an expert on this subject having only tasted 15 in over 30 years of sexual activity, and if I taste anymore my wife will separate me from my lusting tackle, however this 15 consist of one red head six blonds and 8 brunets. I was thinking of the differing tastes of each pussy, Mrs will is a brunet and has a lovely taste, however her immediate predecessor was blond and had an almost bitter taste. So here is my question does the taste of a pussy have anything to do with hair colour?

[tabler]

Well I have just licked my cat so that I could contribute to this riveting thread but she didnt seem to like it much, infact she is now sitting on top of the kitchen cupboard growling at me and making noises like Bruce Forsythe!
I can however report that she is distinctly cat flavoured and her fur sticks to my tongue.

[elton dong]

Did the blond drink Guinness?

[scoundrel]

Originally Posted by tabler

Well I have just licked my cat so that I could contribute to this riveting thread but she didnt seem to like it much, infact she is now sitting on top of the kitchen cupboard growling at me and making noises like Bruce Forsythe!
I can however report that she is distinctly cat flavoured and her fur sticks to my tongue.

Just a reminder to all members that if anyone posts an image of themselves performing a sexual act with a cat they will automatically be banned.. This thread should be fun.

[Foxbark]

Anything mentioning 'Bruce Forsythe' is instantly deserving of a snigger.
What did the cat miaow..."Ggggg-ggood ggame, ggggood gggame"?

Originally Posted by tabler

Well I have just licked my cat so that I could contribute to this riveting thread but she didnt seem to like it much, infact she is now sitting on top of the kitchen cupboard growling at me and making noises like Bruce Forsythe!
I can however report that she is distinctly cat flavoured and her fur sticks to my tongue.

[Aitken Bonar]

Poor Will. No-one's taking his question on. I have yodelled in canyons of various types, Will. I am not sure hair colour has much to do with taste. I'll be honest with you, though. I've been lucky to find ladies who have happily indulged my taste for the trim quim.

[widower54]

The worst i had was Wonderfull!

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by tabler

Well I have just licked my cat so that I could contribute to this riveting thread but she didnt seem to like it much, infact she is now sitting on top of the kitchen cupboard growling at me and making noises like Bruce Forsythe!
I can however report that she is distinctly cat flavoured and her fur sticks to my tongue.

Doh Tab , you`ve innocently misunderstood the gentleman's topic and question

Which is a pity as it`s a great thread and a very interesting question .What do cats prefer to eat ?. Or to put it another way what is the "Taste " of pussy ?. Do they on balance prefer meat or fish dishes ?. Also from that varied selection do they like it better with a jelly or gravy option?. Gee`s and let`s not forget about the biscuits available

Telling you people if we can nail down this answer then firms such as Whiskas won`t be able to open their wallets quick enough. Plus the debate shouldn`t end just there , because we must also ask " What do bitches enjoy ?" .

As why should our canine friends be left out of the equation ?



Yep i foresee this thread running and running

[Leprechaun]

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/39643

So what does a woman's vagina smell and taste like?

- like a bunch of wildflowers.

- warm apple pie.

- ripe grape tomato.

- better than strawberry cheesecake or key lime pie.

- like heaven.

- like buttermilk.

- sour green apple.

- something about sugar and spice.

- fresh and rose-like.

- smells like fish and tastes like cherries.

- Asian girl: girls locker room smell. Mainly a combination of freshly caught fish (sashimi grade) with slightly salty and slightly sour smell plus slight antifreeze sickly sweet smell plus Charmin bath tissue perfume all in very subtle proportions.

- Caucasian girl: Deep/meaty smell like armpit or taco bell ground meat. Salty, umami taste.

- baked bread.

- pussy has an acidic taste/feel on the tongue, and has a body odor/armpit/musk smell. Some women have a ripe cheese like urine smell. Some have a rotten shrimp smell, and all are somewhere between these descriptions.

- every vagina tastes and smells differently. I've only experimented with my own, but i notice that with a change of diet you can actually change the flavor of how you smell or taste. Some women smell sweet and musky while others are a bit more salty. If you prefer the sweet-smelling scent, you can ask a girl to change to a diet with a bit more fruits and citruses. This will make her emissions smell and taste a bit sweeter.

- playdough.

- chicken.

- jasmine.

- angel food cake.

- a cold lasagna noodle.

- stagnant creek water.

- sushi.

- smoked meat.

- playdough.

[tabler]

Playdough ??? someones been going down on Wallace and Gromit!

Oooh I get you now GS, its the 'Taste Of Pussy' well, my pussy at the moment is sporting a black/diamonte collar which looks rather snazzy on her.