Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 149 - Vintage Erotica Forums

Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!

Home

		Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies
Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member

Best Porn Sites

Mark Forums Read

Notices

You are currently viewing our forum as a guest which gives you limited access.

By joining you will gain full access to thousands of Videos, Pictures & Much More, with absolutely No Ads or Popups.

Membership is absolutely FREE and registration is FAST & SIMPLE so please, Register Today and join one of the friendliest communities on the net!

All members please note: Imagetwist will no longer be allowed in any section of this forum effective Friday, 03-27-2020.

File.al is not longer allowed at the forum effective immediately

Thank you for your cooperation

Attention: There is a prevalent email scam happening everywhere where the sender claims to have a password to a site and demands money in some form. Ignore it, do not respond and at most change passwords on any sites you frequent.

Effective immediately, moving or animated GIFs are not allowed in signatures. If your signature has one, please remove or replace it asap. Staff will remove them as and when we see them without notice.

Sincerest apologies to everyone for the recent blackout. VEF and several of our sister forums had a major server malfunction. The database index is being rebuilt from scratch and may take at least several days to be fully restored. Expect major weirdness and lots of glitches in the meantime. Thank you all for your patience and understanding.

Unfortunately it seems that all of the posts made from the 13th March until the crash are permanently lost, please feel free to re-post any such material, apologies for this.

Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!

Reply

Page 149 of 1439

149

November 28th, 2017, 06:10 AM	#1481
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	welderman developed UV vision due to years working as a welder.

The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to Brecht For This Useful Post:

ball7, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, Jake Gittes, jokerman, jomama, palo5, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman, wimbo77, Roubignol

November 28th, 2017, 07:01 AM	#1482
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	Brecht is in hiding. The NSA picked up his message to the Austrian Parliament: "If we can influence the planned Mars mission, can you put Hillary Clinton on it?"

The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to palo5 For This Useful Post:

ball7, Brecht, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, Jake Gittes, jokerman, jomama, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman, wimbo77, Roubignol

November 28th, 2017, 07:41 AM	#1483
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	MaxJoker runs a small gunshop just outside Detroit - its name is "Nathan"

The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post:

Brecht, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, Jake Gittes, jokerman, jomama, palo5, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman, wimbo77, Roubignol

November 28th, 2017, 07:42 AM	#1484
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Bloke57 favorit game in bed is "pin the tail on the donkey". He uses a real donkey

The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post:

bloke57, Brecht, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, Jake Gittes, jokerman, jomama, palo5, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman, wimbo77, Roubignol

November 28th, 2017, 08:44 AM	#1485
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 145,461 Thanked 106,400 Times in 6,174 Posts	Just a theory.. ball7 gave up on putting a picture in his VEF profile This was after multiple failed attempts to get a right-sized 180x180 image of Caitlyn Jenner through the rigorous profile picture process __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to Jake Gittes For This Useful Post:

ball7, bloke57, Brecht, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, jokerman, jomama, palo5, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman, wimbo77, Roubignol

November 28th, 2017, 09:20 AM	#1486
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Mal Hombre is Ron Jeremy

The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post:

Brecht, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, Jake Gittes, jokerman, jomama, palo5, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman, wimbo77, Roubignol

November 28th, 2017, 02:34 PM	#1487
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Jack Gittes comes with two flavours - Hickory and Maple

The Following 19 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post:

bloke57, Brecht, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, Jake Gittes, jokerman, jomama, lagerlout, Mal Hombre, palo5, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman, wimbo77

November 28th, 2017, 04:11 PM	#1488
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	ball7 was once a newspaper editor. He was fired for overlooking this: "Panda mating fails: Veterinarian takes over"

The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to palo5 For This Useful Post:

ball7, bloke57, Brecht, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, Jake Gittes, jokerman, jomama, Mal Hombre, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman, wimbo77

November 28th, 2017, 05:46 PM	#1489
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Palo5 once tried to teach sex ed to a panda

The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post:

bloke57, Brecht, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, Jake Gittes, jokerman, jomama, Mal Hombre, palo5, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, wimbo77

November 28th, 2017, 07:14 PM	#1490
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	MaxJoker invented the "Happy Ending"

The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to ball7 For This Useful Post:

Brecht, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, Jake Gittes, jokerman, jomama, Mal Hombre, palo5, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman, wimbo77

Reply

Page 149 of 1439

149

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts BB code is On Smilies are On [IMG] code is On HTML code is Off Forum Rules

Forum Jump

All times are GMT. The time now is 07:16 AM.