Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 144

MaxJoker · July 10th, 2018, 01:52 PM

Why did Fred West's first wife leave him ? ,

She was sick of having the kids under her feet all day.

**ball7** · July 11th, 2018, 09:38 PM

Imam to another imam:

I met my wife for the first time in a public toilet.

Her dad was changing her diapers at the time.

**ball7** · July 11th, 2018, 09:43 PM

My brother's facebook status went from HIV to AIDS to RIP

MaxJoker · July 13th, 2018, 03:47 PM

The wife finally agreed to give me a blowjob and swallow "You must have a very high sperm count, I could chew that" she said afterwards ,

It was only later when I noticed the warts were gone.

**Mister Fide** · July 13th, 2018, 08:45 PM

Been at Wimbledon this week enjoying the tennis. I was asked by a reporter if I had ever been in the Royal Box.
I replied that I had and found it warm, soft and very satisfying, adding that Kate and I had been friends for many years.
Apparently, Prince William is very angry with me.

MaxJoker · July 14th, 2018, 12:56 PM

Always feel guilty crushing the pills up and putting them in my Gran`s food ,

Yet would never forgive myself if I got her pregnant.

**fatrat1** · July 15th, 2018, 10:30 AM

Whats the difference between Fred West & John West?

A: John West always takes the bones out.

MaxJoker · July 15th, 2018, 03:46 PM

Was devastated when learned my ten year old daughter had a miscarriage .

Starting to think that I'll never have a son.

MaxJoker · July 17th, 2018, 04:24 PM

How do you blow a Thalidomide's face off ? ,

Get them to light a firework and hold it at arms length.

**ball7** · July 17th, 2018, 04:34 PM

My son takes after his old man.
He is kind and considered towards animals, women and children.
As long as they are white.

July 10th, 2018, 01:52 PM	#1431
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Why did Fred West's first wife leave him ? , She was sick of having the kids under her feet all day. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 13th, 2018, 03:47 PM	#1434
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	The wife finally agreed to give me a blowjob and swallow "You must have a very high sperm count, I could chew that" she said afterwards , It was only later when I noticed the warts were gone. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 13th, 2018, 08:45 PM	#1435
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,987 Times in 890 Posts	............to Hell.........or perhaps.......just the Tower? Been at Wimbledon this week enjoying the tennis. I was asked by a reporter if I had ever been in the Royal Box. I replied that I had and found it warm, soft and very satisfying, adding that Kate and I had been friends for many years. Apparently, Prince William is very angry with me.

July 14th, 2018, 12:56 PM	#1436
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Always feel guilty crushing the pills up and putting them in my Gran`s food , Yet would never forgive myself if I got her pregnant. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 15th, 2018, 10:30 AM	#1437
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,479 Thanked 27,279 Times in 2,641 Posts	Whats the difference between Fred West & John West? A: John West always takes the bones out. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 11th, 2018, 09:38 PM	#1432
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 210,000 Times in 15,731 Posts	Imam to another imam: I met my wife for the first time in a public toilet. Her dad was changing her diapers at the time.

July 11th, 2018, 09:43 PM	#1433
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 210,000 Times in 15,731 Posts	My brother's facebook status went from HIV to AIDS to RIP

July 15th, 2018, 03:46 PM	#1438
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Was devastated when learned my ten year old daughter had a miscarriage . Starting to think that I'll never have a son. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 17th, 2018, 04:24 PM	#1439
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Too twisted ? How do you blow a Thalidomide's face off ? , Get them to light a firework and hold it at arms length. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 17th, 2018, 04:34 PM	#1440
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 210,000 Times in 15,731 Posts	My son takes after his old man. He is kind and considered towards animals, women and children. As long as they are white.