I`m so childish that ......

[teaktop]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I want these ,



Well I've got to do something to stop myself going blind

COOOLLL do they come with batteries?

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by teaktop

COOOLLL do they come with batteries?

No , but they do come with plasters and painkillers.

[MaxJoker]

Seeing these ,



made me smile and think of Brother Hertz

Although my thoughts then quickly turned to Greenie



For some reason

[Hertz]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Seeing these ,



made me smile and think of Brother Hertz

I still have that taste in my mouth

[Estreeter]

Not completely childish, but nowhere near a 50 year old grown up

This afternoon we went and visited Mum Food

I could smell something cooking from the back stairs, walked in the kitchen and just said Hi Mum and went straight for the stove, took out the wooden spoon and licked it for a taste test Then nearly put it back in the pot but was stopped by the whack to the back of the skull and the word pig entered my ears

Then blah blah blah talk between Mum and Missus E

I was looking out the kitchen window when I saw on a neighbouring property my oldest Mate, since we we toddlers old, sitting on the Dog Rocks on his parents property, just 2 stone throws away from the back fence .... took a pic just before I left the rocks as I was thinking about my childhood and then remembered this thread and took the pics for it



Anyway, when I saw my Mate I did exactly what I did as a kid, grabbed a huge bag of chips (salt and vinegar) and well as a kid it would have been a bottle of coke but today it was a few beers and went to the Rocks for hello and catch up.

Got there and it started, walked up behind him and scared the shit outta him just like when we were 8 or 10 or 15. Us 2 and a few others spent countless hours playing and talking shit there, even today

Went something like this

Ran into such and such 2 weeks ago in town

Great, how is she, haven't seen her in 7 or 8 years

She's good, asked about you ....She's still got great tits



Then it went downhill fast

They're not saggy are they

Dunno, didn't ask her to take her top off

Did ya try, she's divorced, so are you, are you stupid

You didn't when you had the chance

I was 20, what did I know about chicks back then,
still know nothing about them


Then it went onto other girls we grew up with and their breasts, then and now type comparing No different to when we were in puberty Some things never change

Went back to Mum's, ate like a horse(s) and took a drink of the rest of my beer and burped , then it happened, again When are you going to grow up, didn't I teach you any manners, you're just like your Dad ..... The Missus started and said to Mum You only had him as a kid, try living with him now

I walked away proud

[PatentHappy]

I'm so childish when I go to a restaurant by myself I like to order dinner and then say 'but I'd like to have a hot fudge sundae first.' Can't do it in front of wife or kids, bad example, etc.

They say you always have room for dessert, but they say a lot of things. I say it's not worth the risk to find out.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by PatentHappy

Can't do it in front of wife or kids, bad example, etc.

So, that's precisely why you should

[MaxJoker]

I love Russell Coight

[ManofKent]

Look what I've found!

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....1WNhSmwT0L.jpg

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/083...g?v=1491777835

The first thing that went through my mind when I saw that was "Oh look at that! COOL!"

It's the kind of thing Peter Griffin would ask Lois for Christmas.

[MaxJoker]

Occasionally (See often ) I stare in Oscar winning confusion at nothing when walking down the street , causing other pedestrians walking towards me to turn their heads at what they think I`m astounded by