Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 229

**palo5** · February 19th, 2018, 08:06 PM

Estreeter has very sweaty feet, but no person can approach the aroma without respirators & medical backup

So he forces a cat to lick his feet. As you can see, the cat is thrilled

**palo5** · February 20th, 2018, 05:15 PM

Kelio is an Italian gazillionaire. He steals labels of expensive French wines and puts them on cheap table wine. He then sells it to tourists and English & Irish experts who can't taste the difference

**palo5** · February 20th, 2018, 05:45 PM

Brian249x is also a villain, but he's German. He collects rubble from construction sites and sells it to US tourists as "original" pieces of Berlin Wall

**Arturo2nd** · February 20th, 2018, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

Brian249x is also a villain, but he's German. He collects rubble from construction sites and sells it to US tourists as "original" pieces of Berlin Wall

Complete with Certificates of Authenticity.

**palo5** · February 20th, 2018, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian249x

Complete with Certificates of Authenticity.

I know. Mal Hombre sold you stamps & original signature specimens from the Bundesanstalt für Materialforschung (the German research labs)

Both of you have no shame

**Arturo2nd** · February 20th, 2018, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

I know. Mal Hombre sold you stamps & original signature specimens from the Bundesanstalt für Materialforschung (the German research labs)

Both of you have no shame

Au contraire mon ami, we have the best shame money can buy.

**kelio** · February 21st, 2018, 08:38 AM

Palo still believes that (Nikolai) Gogol invented Google, that (Yuri) Gagarin invented Listerine, and that (Valdimir) Lenin is the father of aspirine.
He's also convinced that (Aleksandr) Solzhenitsyn is still alive and active in the porn industry

**tygrkhat40** · February 21st, 2018, 02:18 PM

Oh hi Mark! still uses Windows95.

**sandhunter** · February 21st, 2018, 06:42 PM

Silicone Carne prefers flat chested women who like cats as he has the worlds largest collection of hair-balls

**trailmaster** · February 22nd, 2018, 12:15 PM

sandhunter would have us believe that he lives in the Sonoran desert which is an area of the southern part of the state of Arizona encompassing the cities of Tucson, Phoenix , other cities and even part of southwestern California.

Actually sandhunter and palo5 live together in an old bomb shelter located 90 feet below the surface somewhere in an isolated part of Siberia about 30 miles from a small village. This bomb shelter is very huge. It was originally built back in the 1950's for government VIP'S. It has as much space as a ten room house. There are big rooms for storing food, including refrigerated and frozen food for decades. Also the shelter has its own heating and air conditioning system. Also it has all the conforts of a regular home, including plush furniture, beds, big t.v.'s, and a communication system. Except for one thing. sandhunter and palo5 have no access to women. So eventually using supplies in the bunker decided to build a tunnel system to that town 30 miles away. It took them years to build it, but they did it and they got women and other things to upgrade their supplies. As the decades pass they keep updating things, such as converting to a color t.v. getting VCR'S , then dvd players, and a cd player with thousands of video's and music cd's.

Eventually though they were getting just bored and wanted to live outside, so they left the bunker communicated to an Russian military base their need to leave. They first completely destroyed the bunker with high explosives. Ane eventually sandhunter left to go back to the U.S., but palo5 wanted to stay in Siberia, so they parted their ways and eventually wound up as mods on VEF.

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February 19th, 2018, 08:06 PM	#2281
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter has very sweaty feet, but no person can approach the aroma without respirators & medical backup So he forces a cat to lick his feet. As you can see, the cat is thrilled

February 20th, 2018, 05:15 PM	#2282
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Kelio is an Italian gazillionaire. He steals labels of expensive French wines and puts them on cheap table wine. He then sells it to tourists and English & Irish experts who can't taste the difference

February 20th, 2018, 05:45 PM	#2283
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Brian249x is also a villain, but he's German. He collects rubble from construction sites and sells it to US tourists as "original" pieces of Berlin Wall

February 21st, 2018, 08:38 AM	#2287
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,173 Thanks: 300,296 Thanked 336,536 Times in 14,217 Posts	Palo still believes that (Nikolai) Gogol invented Google, that (Yuri) Gagarin invented Listerine, and that (Valdimir) Lenin is the father of aspirine. He's also convinced that (Aleksandr) Solzhenitsyn is still alive and active in the porn industry

February 21st, 2018, 06:42 PM	#2289
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,314 Times in 13,886 Posts	Silicone Carne prefers flat chested women who like cats as he has the worlds largest collection of hair-balls

February 22nd, 2018, 12:15 PM	#2290
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	sandhunter would have us believe that he lives in the Sonoran desert which is an area of the southern part of the state of Arizona encompassing the cities of Tucson, Phoenix , other cities and even part of southwestern California. Actually sandhunter and palo5 live together in an old bomb shelter located 90 feet below the surface somewhere in an isolated part of Siberia about 30 miles from a small village. This bomb shelter is very huge. It was originally built back in the 1950's for government VIP'S. It has as much space as a ten room house. There are big rooms for storing food, including refrigerated and frozen food for decades. Also the shelter has its own heating and air conditioning system. Also it has all the conforts of a regular home, including plush furniture, beds, big t.v.'s, and a communication system. Except for one thing. sandhunter and palo5 have no access to women. So eventually using supplies in the bunker decided to build a tunnel system to that town 30 miles away. It took them years to build it, but they did it and they got women and other things to upgrade their supplies. As the decades pass they keep updating things, such as converting to a color t.v. getting VCR'S , then dvd players, and a cd player with thousands of video's and music cd's. Eventually though they were getting just bored and wanted to live outside, so they left the bunker communicated to an Russian military base their need to leave. They first completely destroyed the bunker with high explosives. Ane eventually sandhunter left to go back to the U.S., but palo5 wanted to stay in Siberia, so they parted their ways and eventually wound up as mods on VEF.