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January 28th, 2018, 09:24 PM

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Once you go black you never go back.
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Kelio once went black. And they've never gone back.

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January 28th, 2018, 10:33 PM	#2162
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January 29th, 2018, 02:04 PM	#2163
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Estreeter says aborigines give the best BJs. How does he know?

It must be something about the way they hold his didgeridoo.

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January 30th, 2018, 03:57 AM	#2167
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Estreeter says aborigines give the best BJs. How does he know?

Well, I took it for granted you wouldn't lie to me, so I went and found out for myself from your good advise

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Well, I took it for granted you wouldn't lie to me, so I went and found out for myself from your good advise

But I said to do it with the girls!

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But I said to do it with the girls!

280 lbs gils

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