Songs that make you cringe or feel ill - Page 5

**Greenman** · October 26th, 2012, 04:48 PM

What annoyed me about Joe Dolce was the fact he wasn't even a real Italian, but the song was pretty quirky for it's time. Agree about Bieber, I just cannot believe anyone likes this teenage no-talent. That kid who plays the violin and is an instant sensation(I forget her name) has more talent in her little finger than Bieber. Disagree about Come On Eileen, it was a great record for it's time and Dexy's Midnight Runners weren't that bad as some around that time. Also agree about rap songs especially with the faux Jamaican sound of Shaggy-what the smeg is he saying anyway when he hits the patois button-akin to Yohan Blake spouting in patois on BBC Olympics coverage to Phil Jones-no one could understand him apart from "big up!"

**Greenman** · October 26th, 2012, 05:01 PM

Die Another Day, surely the worst BOND film song ever(and it used to be All Time High by Rita Coolidge for me until this one) and anything that is purporting to be 'easy listening' but is in fact total crap that only made the chart because fools downloaded it or saw it on Youtube. However the VERY worst has to be CRAZY FROG, how did this total load of smeg get in the chart in the first place-no more please!!! Having said that have a look at the gummy bear video - this song is mad, but it will be in your head for ages - don't say I didn't warn you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0

**ubu_roi** · October 26th, 2012, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

...have a look at the gummy bear video - this song is mad, but it will be in your head for ages - don't say I didn't warn you!

Why did I click on the link? Why???

**buttsie** · October 26th, 2012, 08:55 PM

Something my father played every week without fail while I lived at home

Chad Morgan - Sheik of Scrubby Creek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWfFFMcfEt4

**Sir Honkers** · October 26th, 2012, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buttsie

Something my father played every week without fail while I lived at home

Chad Morgan - Sheik of Scrubby Creek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWfFFMcfEt4

I like him too. I'm beginning to worry that maybe I don't actually have any taste in music.

**Mal Hombre** · October 26th, 2012, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

No, you shaddup your face. I like that song.

Quote:

Originally Posted by buttsie

Something my father played every week without fail while I lived at home

Chad Morgan - Sheik of Scrubby Creek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWfFFMcfEt4

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

I like him too. I'm beginning to worry that maybe I don't actually have any taste in music.

The evidence is mounting up.....

**buttsie** · October 26th, 2012, 11:35 PM

The 80s and guitar bands that had to try and go electronic

ZZ top

Sleeping Bag (Music Video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEM78ElGthI

To be fair no near as bad as the Neighbours actors that were allowed to make music
over the decades

Don't It Make You Feel Good - Stefan Dennis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trfYjucLGj0

Craig Mclachlan & Check 1-2 - Mona (1989)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XYUm...eature=related

**Sir Honkers** · October 27th, 2012, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

The evidence is mounting up.....

well I can't stand One Direction, so I have not yet abandoned all hope. Wouldn't mind getting the nookie they seem to get though.

**otokonomidori** · October 28th, 2012, 03:53 AM

" Hold Me Tight" The Beatles

The Fab 4 usually had incredibly high standards and this badly sung dog of a song is one from the early days that somehow managed to slip past quality control.

All of "Let It Be and "Abbey Road" - the inspiration was gone and they should have split after the "White Album"

" Angie" by the Rolling Stones - I despise this record - it signals the fact that Stones were also a spent force by the beginning of the 70s.

"Stairway To Heaven" - utter atrocious bollocks with lyrics that sound like they were written by a 14 year old boy who's just read JRR Tolkien.

" Ring My Bell" - this disco shite was sung by some ghastly Eurobitch - I nutted a guy who was getting on my tits at a disco back in the late 70s when this was playing.
Any other record I'd just have slapped him!

[If it had been "Stairway To Heaven" I'd have glassed him!]

**buttsie** · October 28th, 2012, 11:23 AM

Lana Del Rey - Video Games

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wx...feature=relmfu

October 26th, 2012, 04:48 PM	#41
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,516 Times in 19,356 Posts	What annoyed me about Joe Dolce was the fact he wasn't even a real Italian, but the song was pretty quirky for it's time. Agree about Bieber, I just cannot believe anyone likes this teenage no-talent. That kid who plays the violin and is an instant sensation(I forget her name) has more talent in her little finger than Bieber. Disagree about Come On Eileen, it was a great record for it's time and Dexy's Midnight Runners weren't that bad as some around that time. Also agree about rap songs especially with the faux Jamaican sound of Shaggy-what the smeg is he saying anyway when he hits the patois button-akin to Yohan Blake spouting in patois on BBC Olympics coverage to Phil Jones-no one could understand him apart from "big up!" __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

October 26th, 2012, 05:01 PM	#42
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,516 Times in 19,356 Posts	Die Another Day, surely the worst BOND film song ever(and it used to be All Time High by Rita Coolidge for me until this one) and anything that is purporting to be 'easy listening' but is in fact total crap that only made the chart because fools downloaded it or saw it on Youtube. However the VERY worst has to be CRAZY FROG, how did this total load of smeg get in the chart in the first place-no more please!!! Having said that have a look at the gummy bear video - this song is mad, but it will be in your head for ages - don't say I didn't warn you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0 __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

October 28th, 2012, 03:53 AM	#49
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,023 Thanked 122,410 Times in 8,316 Posts	" Hold Me Tight" The Beatles The Fab 4 usually had incredibly high standards and this badly sung dog of a song is one from the early days that somehow managed to slip past quality control. All of "Let It Be and "Abbey Road" - the inspiration was gone and they should have split after the "White Album" " Angie" by the Rolling Stones - I despise this record - it signals the fact that Stones were also a spent force by the beginning of the 70s. "Stairway To Heaven" - utter atrocious bollocks with lyrics that sound like they were written by a 14 year old boy who's just read JRR Tolkien. " Ring My Bell" - this disco shite was sung by some ghastly Eurobitch - I nutted a guy who was getting on my tits at a disco back in the late 70s when this was playing. Any other record I'd just have slapped him! [If it had been "Stairway To Heaven" I'd have glassed him!] Last edited by otokonomidori; October 28th, 2012 at 04:04 AM..

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October 26th, 2012, 08:55 PM	#44
buttsie Porn Archeologist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: earth Posts: 12,714 Thanks: 92,252 Thanked 241,298 Times in 12,746 Posts	Something my father played every week without fail while I lived at home Chad Morgan - Sheik of Scrubby Creek http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWfFFMcfEt4

October 26th, 2012, 11:35 PM	#47
buttsie Porn Archeologist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: earth Posts: 12,714 Thanks: 92,252 Thanked 241,298 Times in 12,746 Posts	The 80s and guitar bands that had to try and go electronic ZZ top Sleeping Bag (Music Video) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEM78ElGthI To be fair no near as bad as the Neighbours actors that were allowed to make music over the decades Don't It Make You Feel Good - Stefan Dennis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trfYjucLGj0 Craig Mclachlan & Check 1-2 - Mona (1989) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XYUm...eature=related

October 28th, 2012, 11:23 AM	#50
buttsie Porn Archeologist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: earth Posts: 12,714 Thanks: 92,252 Thanked 241,298 Times in 12,746 Posts	Lana Del Rey - Video Games http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wx...feature=relmfu