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Old April 30th, 2016, 02:40 PM   #2141
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Really, I just don't have anything to wear.
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Old April 30th, 2016, 03:03 PM   #2142
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Love the outfit you chose honey ... It's sure to turn some heads at the banquet
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Despite putting on his "Sunday best", Cuzzy's blind date was not impressed.
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Old April 30th, 2016, 11:49 PM   #2144
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Another example to that age old premise of girls being
much cleaner and neater than guys are!
Doesn't it look much neater now honey all in one pile instead of scattered about on the floor?
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Despite putting on his "Sunday best", Cuzzy's blind date was not impressed.
You've got it all wrong again!

I'm on my way to sell trinkets and souvenirs at the annual church bazaar ... I've found that wearing my wares makes a much more effective way to display them!
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You've got it all wrong again!

I'm on my way to sell trinkets and souvenirs at the annual church bazaar ... I've found that wearing my wares makes a much more effective way to display them!
Did you have to pay extra for the metro transit excess weight penalty?
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Do I look like someone who's done anal ?
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Do I look like someone who's done anal ?

Looks to me like she still is.
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Do I look like someone who's done anal ?
She married a Greek sailor, she knew what she had to do.



And yet some people still doubt her commitment
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