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Old April 12th, 2016, 11:53 AM   #2081
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Yes it was money well worth spent,
I just hope he likes them!

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Old April 12th, 2016, 10:51 PM   #2083
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A specially trained nurse massages David Cameron's brain before Prime Minister's Questions....
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Anyone? sexual or medical ? pm if too shy to say on thread ... lol



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Is the inference to suggest we are to believe that will say "BIG TITS"?
Duh, I don't think so, since the letter "T" has been chosen
and is already there!
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the sad part beside the dumb tat's ... men will stare more than ever now ... lol



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We might get served at the McDonalds drive thru
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