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Old December 28th, 2015, 09:40 PM   #1681
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Guess who's about to develop a "splitting" headache.
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Guess who's about to develop a "splitting" headache.
When I nod my head hit it
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Guess who's about to develop a "splitting" headache.
The epitome of stupidity!
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Guess who's about to develop a "splitting" headache.
Not necessarily, If the guy misses and chops the neck he won't feel a headache just a neck ache.
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Hey guys, I don't mind a practical joke, but now come and untie me
because it will be getting dark in a half hour!
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I thought you said trying out bondage, would be just a walk in the park
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Now look Anne, I don't mind you and my husband being billiards and
bridge partners in the clubhouse, but this is going too far!
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Old January 2nd, 2016, 08:58 PM   #1688
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And so began the worst, and last, day in Hanks long and illustrious camping career.

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Hey chump, don't be taken in by those sweet and innocent looking eyes ...



Look what she was doing last night before the wedding!
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Hey dumbbell the mask goes over your face not your pussy!
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