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July 1st, 2017, 02:43 PM	#12471
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July 3rd, 2017, 10:39 PM	#12473
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July 4th, 2017, 01:27 AM	#12474
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Had to get my pet lizard some Valium as he's been a bit stressed out lately.

Now he's a calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.

I had to do similar for my livestock recently.

I got the pills from the farm assist shop.

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July 4th, 2017, 01:23 PM	#12477
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July 4th, 2017, 07:30 PM	#12478
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July 4th, 2017, 08:33 PM	#12479
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July 4th, 2017, 09:29 PM	#12480
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