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September 16th, 2016, 01:43 PM | #11531 |
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I've met boulders with more brains than you!!
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September 16th, 2016, 05:32 PM | #11532 |
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September 16th, 2016, 07:24 PM | #11533 |
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Rhinoviruses? They get right up my nose.
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September 17th, 2016, 08:57 AM | #11534 |
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September 18th, 2016, 07:16 PM | #11535 |
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Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
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September 18th, 2016, 09:41 PM | #11536 |
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My colleague at work told me today, "Saw this great pair of tits in the lift today". I reply, "Oh, are Phillips and Chambers from head office prowling round today".
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September 19th, 2016, 11:57 AM | #11537 |
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,'he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh ny gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!. You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! NEVER! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him.' What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmy replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.' |
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September 19th, 2016, 12:38 PM | #11538 |
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A journalist sees a dog mauling a boy, suddenly a man runs over and chokes the dog to death saving the child from a grisly death.
That was amazing says the journalist, I'll run a front page tomorrow, black man saves child from savage pit bull Man says you can't do that I'm not black What about Indian saves child?, asks the journalist I'm not Indian says man, I am Pakistani. Headline following morning? P**I BASTARD SLAYS FAMILY PET |
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September 19th, 2016, 02:57 PM | #11539 |
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Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
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September 19th, 2016, 09:47 PM | #11540 |
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