The corrupt a wish game - Page 8

**tygrkhat40** · August 1st, 2011, 07:09 PM

You had that sandwich and are now the father of 6 hybird human/cheese and pickle sandwich babies.

I wish for a trip to Europe.

**sweatyhat** · August 1st, 2011, 07:13 PM

You're a WWII US soldier.

I wish we all had watermelon shoes.

**TCO95** · August 1st, 2011, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

You're a WWII US soldier.

I wish we all had watermelon shoes.

Sweatyhat the snowman was a very happy soul with his corn cob pipe, his button nose, his watermelon shoes and his eyes made out of coal.
(Good luck finding coal in Wales.)

I wish I had more wishes!!!

**sweatyhat** · August 2nd, 2011, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCO95

Sweatyhat the snowman was a very happy soul with his corn cob pipe, his button nose, his watermelon shoes and his eyes made out of coal.
(Good luck finding coal in Wales.)

I wish I had more wishes!!!

The tooth fairy removes all your teeth and declares you have about thirty.

I wish I could have a go at a supermarket trolley dash.

**tygrkhat40** · August 2nd, 2011, 02:51 PM

Granted. You can start just after all the shelves have been denuded of product after the hoardes came in to stock up for the impending blizzard.

I wish I could fly like Superman (Thank you Ray Davies).

**HugoHackenbush** · August 2nd, 2011, 06:09 PM

Granted. You can start just after all the shelves have been denuded of product after the hoardes came in to stock up for the impending blizzard.

I wish I could fly like Superman (Thank you Ray Davies).

*******************************

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you now come like Superman: Faster than a Speeding Bullet.

I wish I had a Tardis.

**Jeff Vader** · August 2nd, 2011, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. You can start just after all the shelves have been denuded of product after the hoardes came in to stock up for the impending blizzard.

I wish I could fly like Superman (Thank you Ray Davies).

*******************************

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you now come like Superman: Faster than a Speeding Bullet.

I wish I had a Tardis.

Granted. However you've locked the keys inside...

I wish I knew 10 years ago what I knew now.

**sweatyhat** · August 2nd, 2011, 07:13 PM

Ten years ago your future is revealed. Realising your life won't amount to anything you end it, Michael Hutchence style.

I wish I could teleport myself at will.

**HugoHackenbush** · August 2nd, 2011, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Ten years ago your future is revealed. Realising your life won't amount to anything you end it, Michael Hutchence style.

I wish I could teleport myself at will.

Wish granted. But you can only teleport yourself 25 meters at a time.

I wish all politicians and government officials to be rendered incapable of lying.

**Jeff Vader** · August 2nd, 2011, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Ten years ago your future is revealed. Realising your life won't amount to anything you end it, Michael Hutchence style.

I wish I could teleport myself at will.

There is no way I'd shag Paula Yates. No way.

OK, you can teleport yourself at will, however you end up teleporting yourself into a tree, with your backside and legs hanging out. It's a gay resort. You become the newest amusement ride.

[Mod Edit: Too late, wish removed

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August 1st, 2011, 07:13 PM	#72
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August 2nd, 2011, 02:51 PM	#75
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,312 Times in 9,629 Posts	Granted. You can start just after all the shelves have been denuded of product after the hoardes came in to stock up for the impending blizzard. I wish I could fly like Superman (Thank you Ray Davies). __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 2nd, 2011, 06:09 PM	#76
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,091 Thanks: 205,891 Thanked 336,098 Times in 14,144 Posts	Granted. You can start just after all the shelves have been denuded of product after the hoardes came in to stock up for the impending blizzard. I wish I could fly like Superman (Thank you Ray Davies). ******************************* Wish granted. Unfortunately, you now come like Superman: Faster than a Speeding Bullet. I wish I had a Tardis. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

August 2nd, 2011, 07:13 PM	#78
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,859 Times in 10,563 Posts	Ten years ago your future is revealed. Realising your life won't amount to anything you end it, Michael Hutchence style. I wish I could teleport myself at will. __________________

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