A Song That Best Describes How You`re Feeling Right this Moment ! - Page 6

MaxJoker · December 23rd, 2010, 07:52 PM

Kinda sorta feeling like a Mann right now

Hey blame me having such a strong secure sense of my own sexuality alright , erm and the ridiculous amount of alcohol content in my blood stream

Telling you lesser members would be on the slab right about now

Excellently written song just the same though - Hick-

Sharu · December 23rd, 2010, 08:17 PM

it s xmass and i m feeling like tht right now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EXOn...BC2E0C&index=2

hf

MaxJoker · December 26th, 2010, 11:47 AM

Don`t know if it`s the death of my liver earlier this morning , or my kidneys packing their bags and leaving home an hour ago , but i feel a bit Floaty

Estreeter · December 28th, 2010, 12:36 PM

Right at this point after a very physical afternoon

Lazy

Come to think of it.......... feel lazy most of the time

MaxJoker · December 28th, 2010, 04:49 PM

Be afraid , i`m feeling quite Beastie

Estreeter · January 5th, 2011, 12:52 PM

This

Heard this or similar directed my way a few times in the past

MaxJoker · January 5th, 2011, 01:10 PM

Right now a bit dreamy

Estreeter · January 22nd, 2011, 11:20 AM

This half describes me, I did work in a car plant half my life and some parts went on permanent loan

.........Thanks Henry F

One piece at a time

Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand.

[CHORUS]
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
Now, I never considered myself a thief
GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.

The transmission was a '53
And the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.

So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.

The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin."

So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds.

[CHORUS]
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.

Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER
This is the COTTON MOUTH
In the PSYCHO-BILLY CADILLAC Come on

Huh, This is the COTTON MOUTH
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there RED RYDER
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Ugh!, what model is it?

Thanks J.R

MaxJoker · January 27th, 2011, 03:16 PM

Right now a bit of an Even flow

**blondifan** · January 27th, 2011, 03:35 PM

Loud Green Song

December 23rd, 2010, 07:52 PM	#51
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,650 Times in 69,067 Posts	Kinda sorta feeling like a Mann right now Hey blame me having such a strong secure sense of my own sexuality alright , erm and the ridiculous amount of alcohol content in my blood stream Telling you lesser members would be on the slab right about now Excellently written song just the same though - Hick- __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 23rd, 2010, 08:17 PM	#52
Sharu Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 443 Thanks: 15,203 Thanked 5,980 Times in 441 Posts	it s xmass and i m feeling like tht right now... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EXOn...BC2E0C&index=2 hf __________________ "some people never go crazy; what truly horrible lives they must lead" -Bukowski

December 26th, 2010, 11:47 AM	#53
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,650 Times in 69,067 Posts	Don`t know if it`s the death of my liver earlier this morning , or my kidneys packing their bags and leaving home an hour ago , but i feel a bit Floaty __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 28th, 2010, 12:36 PM	#54
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,039 Times in 60,347 Posts	Right at this point after a very physical afternoon Lazy Come to think of it.......... feel lazy most of the time __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 5th, 2011, 12:52 PM	#56
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January 5th, 2011, 01:10 PM	#57
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,650 Times in 69,067 Posts	Right now a bit dreamy __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 22nd, 2011, 11:20 AM	#58
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,039 Times in 60,347 Posts	This half describes me, I did work in a car plant half my life and some parts went on permanent loan .........Thanks Henry F One piece at a time Well, I left Kentucky back in '49 An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line The first year they had me puttin' wheels on cadillacs Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry 'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black. One day I devised myself a plan That should be the envy of most any man I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand. [CHORUS] I'd get it one piece at a time And it wouldn't cost me a dime You'll know it's me when I come through your town I'm gonna ride around in style I'm gonna drive everybody wild 'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round. So the very next day when I punched in With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends I left that day with a lunch box full of gears Now, I never considered myself a thief GM wouldn't miss just one little piece Especially if I strung it out over several years. The first day I got me a fuel pump And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome The little things I could get in my big lunchbox Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home. Now, up to now my plan went all right 'Til we tried to put it all together one night And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong. The transmission was a '53 And the motor turned out to be a '73 And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone. So we drilled it out so that it would fit And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit We had that engine runnin' just like a song Now the headlight' was another sight We had two on the left and one on the right But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on. The back end looked kinda funny too But we put it together and when we got thru Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin About that time my wife walked out And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin." So we drove up town just to get the tags And I headed her right on down main drag I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around But up there at the court house they didn't laugh 'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds. [CHORUS] I got it one piece at a time And it didn't cost me a dime You'll know it's me when I come through your town I'm gonna ride around in style I'm gonna drive everybody wild 'Cause I'll have the only one there is around. Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER This is the COTTON MOUTH In the PSYCHO-BILLY CADILLAC Come on Huh, This is the COTTON MOUTH And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there RED RYDER You might say I went right up to the factory And picked it up, it's cheaper that way Ugh!, what model is it? Thanks J.R __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 27th, 2011, 03:16 PM	#59
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January 27th, 2011, 03:35 PM	#60
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