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Bless her
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What goes:
"Arrgh, my feet have disappeared...Oh, they're back...Argh they've disappeared again...oh, they're back again...Argh, my feet have disappeared again...oh good, they're back again" etc? A blonde woman wearing black shoes on a zebra crossing.
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August 8th, 2018, 12:23 PM | #604 |
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Instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.
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My mother in law came round this morning ,
That's the last time I buy Chloroform from the damn pound shop !.
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Can't believe how pissed off the wife is with me ,
Been nagging I never take her anywhere , So took her out for tea and biscuits , She also got to donate blood first too.
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Hmmm why indeed. Unless you've embraced your feminine side that thoroughly If so congratulations, Some might say
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Well excuse me for marrying a native of Norwich , NaaaaaarFuuuuck
Wife`s back home after her breast reduction operation ,
Must say, She looks better with just the two.
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