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March 7th, 2018, 12:50 PM	#531
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Today is International Women's Day. It should have been yesterday, but they took too long to get ready....

...and, despite saying how much they wanted to see it, they managed to talk all the way through it.

Then they got annoyed when you wouldn't explain to them what had happened while they were too busy gassing

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