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MaxJoker · November 8th, 2018, 12:57 PM

Not saying I`m having it rough ,

Only am being sponsored by a kid in Africa.

**PJayBr** · November 8th, 2018, 02:21 PM

I'm currently doing an assignment for my Latin course, and cannot for the life of me remember what the Roman numerals are for 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500. I'm livid.

My mate went to the zoo and saw a baguette in one of the cages. He asked the zoo keeper what was going on and the keeper replied "It's bread in captivity".

**bp666** · November 8th, 2018, 06:02 PM

I created a new dish by mixing alphabet soup and laxative. I call it Letter Rip.

MaxJoker · November 10th, 2018, 02:04 PM

The past , present and future walk into a bar ,

It was tense.

**photoflex** · November 10th, 2018, 05:20 PM

**mrfixit** · November 11th, 2018, 04:56 AM

MaxJoker · November 11th, 2018, 10:39 AM

Why does Noddy have a little bell on his hat ? ,

Because he's an annoying cunt that's why.

**mrfixit** · November 11th, 2018, 03:31 PM

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His brother said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"

MaxJoker · November 12th, 2018, 03:17 PM

Quasimodo walks into a bar and orders a whisky ,

"Bell's alright ?" asks the barman ,

"Mind your own fucking business" replies Quasi.

**dbailey** · November 13th, 2018, 02:46 PM

My mate Dave picked up a right fat lass in the pub last week. She was all over him and says 'if you take me back to your place you can take me up the wrong un' Dave replies...I would but I haven't got any lube! She says ' you don't need to worry about that lover, I am fizzing at the bung hole'........and Dave says......no love, you misunderstand.....my flat only has a narrow front door!

November 8th, 2018, 12:57 PM	#14011
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November 10th, 2018, 02:04 PM	#14014
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November 10th, 2018, 05:20 PM	#14015
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November 11th, 2018, 10:39 AM	#14017
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	Why does Noddy have a little bell on his hat ? , Because he's an annoying cunt that's why. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 8th, 2018, 02:21 PM	#14012
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,321 Thanks: 42,172 Thanked 13,779 Times in 1,292 Posts	I'm currently doing an assignment for my Latin course, and cannot for the life of me remember what the Roman numerals are for 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500. I'm livid. My mate went to the zoo and saw a baguette in one of the cages. He asked the zoo keeper what was going on and the keeper replied "It's bread in captivity".

November 8th, 2018, 06:02 PM	#14013
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,077 Thanks: 77,658 Thanked 14,213 Times in 1,078 Posts	I created a new dish by mixing alphabet soup and laxative. I call it Letter Rip.

November 11th, 2018, 03:31 PM	#14018
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,060 Thanked 114,860 Times in 9,416 Posts	Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His brother said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

November 12th, 2018, 03:17 PM	#14019
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	Quasimodo walks into a bar and orders a whisky , "Bell's alright ?" asks the barman , "Mind your own fucking business" replies Quasi. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 13th, 2018, 02:46 PM	#14020
dbailey Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wharfedale, Yorkshire, UK Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 137,976 Thanked 24,966 Times in 2,218 Posts	My mate Dave picked up a right fat lass in the pub last week. She was all over him and says 'if you take me back to your place you can take me up the wrong un' Dave replies...I would but I haven't got any lube! She says ' you don't need to worry about that lover, I am fizzing at the bung hole'........and Dave says......no love, you misunderstand.....my flat only has a narrow front door!