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Old August 13th, 2018, 06:35 PM   #3511
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Following his longtime friend palo5 's suggestion Estreeter tried the IQ test again so he reached level -50 which is classified as Australopithecus
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Old August 13th, 2018, 06:46 PM   #3512
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Estreeter is Georgian and looked like Stalin. So he had plastic surgery, and now looks like Trump
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Old August 13th, 2018, 06:48 PM   #3513
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Santefats should never be invited to a party - not because he is an mean drunk, but because he will do the robot for thirty hours straight
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Old August 14th, 2018, 09:12 AM   #3515
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ball7 is a failed goat herder, he only had 2
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Old August 14th, 2018, 04:50 PM   #3516
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Hertz and Brecht went up the hill. There they found Jack & Jill's rotting corpses. Nobody escapes the hill.
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ball7 and palo5 went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter, palo came down with $2:50, and a belly full of cum
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Old August 14th, 2018, 05:03 PM   #3518
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Brecht offers naive virgins to a living dinosaur he hides in a German ww2 hangar.
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Old August 14th, 2018, 05:08 PM   #3519
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The last Palo5's purchases on Amazon really disappoint him.
His mini-skirt and stilettos don't fit him at all.
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ball7 and palo5 went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter, palo came down with $2:50, and a belly full of cum
So he got pregnant, maybe!
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