Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 339

**ball7** · August 3rd, 2018, 06:03 PM

MaxJoker and Greenman is plotting to take over Florida

**Glen Quagmire** · August 3rd, 2018, 06:09 PM

ball7 has bought his male love-doll number 27, the previous 26 is warn-out.

**ball7** · August 3rd, 2018, 07:17 PM

Quagmire managed to impregnate his blow up doll

chromax · August 3rd, 2018, 09:18 PM

When you suppose you're on the brink of emptiness just think of tmee2000 and you'll feel like making a leap into the void.

**ball7** · August 4th, 2018, 12:52 AM

tmee2000 is caught in the past - last night he sent his mother a telegram by using the Pony Express.

chromax · August 4th, 2018, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

tmee2000 is caught in the past - last night he sent his mother a telegram by using the Pony Express.

The Pony Express horseman walked into a Redskins ambush and the telegram was lost.

**trailmaster** · August 4th, 2018, 12:48 PM

chromax was the illegitimate son of "Caligula" the most evil Roman emperor there ever was. His real name was Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. During a campaign in Germania his father's(Germanicus) soldiers gave his young son the nickname of Caligula which means "little soldiers boot". Caligula's reign was very short. Only about 5 years, because he went mad and declared himself a god and started to routinely murder practically everyone. History tells that he even started to screw one of his own sisters(although the actual facts of this are not known). When Caligula found out about this he tore the fetus from his sisters's body and ate it. But history does not reveal that Caligula's sister had twins. The premature boy was not killed by Caligula. He was odd looking with one eye, horns and a long spiked tail. Caligula thinking he was a god then said to himself "Hmmm this boy looks like Polyphemus, the son of the sea god Poseidon" so he gave it to a midwife to care for. Caligula forgot about the boy who he named chromax and shortly thereafter was killed by a group of people(a mixture of friends, nobles and the praetorian guard(his personal guards). Each person stabbed Caligula many times and his reign ended after just 5 short years. chromax grew to manhood, but wanted to leave the violence and debauchery of this awful Rome and left for the country side only to be sucked into a weird storm which was actually a space warp. He landed in modern Rome dressed in the uniform of a centurion. Immediately he was captured by the Carabinieri the name of the local police force members and taken to their headquarters. No one could understand what chromax was saying because he was speaking in ancient Latin. Finally the police got a member of the clergy and he understood, but what chromax was talking about made them them think this guy was insane so he was shipped off to an asylum and given intensive electroshock therapy and drug therapy and eventually he became normal. Oh, and bye the way the deformities he was born with disappeared with puberty. The infamous story of chromax It could be the second "Greatest Story Ever Told" the first one was the story about Jesus.

Estreeter · August 4th, 2018, 01:35 PM

putin5

Wants to be Pope Palo I

Happy for him but I'm gonna convert from Catholicism to Russian Orthodox if that ever happens

**ball7** · August 4th, 2018, 03:39 PM

Brian249x recently changed his password to x942nairb

**ball7** · August 4th, 2018, 03:53 PM

palo5 got his start in show business as a fluffer

August 3rd, 2018, 06:09 PM	#3382
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August 4th, 2018, 01:35 PM	#3388
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,608 Times in 60,391 Posts	putin5 Wants to be Pope Palo I Happy for him but I'm gonna convert from Catholicism to Russian Orthodox if that ever happens __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 3rd, 2018, 06:03 PM	#3381
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,212 Times in 15,753 Posts	MaxJoker and Greenman is plotting to take over Florida

August 3rd, 2018, 07:17 PM	#3383
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,212 Times in 15,753 Posts	Quagmire managed to impregnate his blow up doll

August 3rd, 2018, 09:18 PM	#3384
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	When you suppose you're on the brink of emptiness just think of tmee2000 and you'll feel like making a leap into the void.

August 4th, 2018, 12:52 AM	#3385
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,212 Times in 15,753 Posts	tmee2000 is caught in the past - last night he sent his mother a telegram by using the Pony Express.

August 4th, 2018, 12:48 PM	#3387
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,612 Times in 60,108 Posts	chromax was the illegitimate son of "Caligula" the most evil Roman emperor there ever was. His real name was Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. During a campaign in Germania his father's(Germanicus) soldiers gave his young son the nickname of Caligula which means "little soldiers boot". Caligula's reign was very short. Only about 5 years, because he went mad and declared himself a god and started to routinely murder practically everyone. History tells that he even started to screw one of his own sisters(although the actual facts of this are not known). When Caligula found out about this he tore the fetus from his sisters's body and ate it. But history does not reveal that Caligula's sister had twins. The premature boy was not killed by Caligula. He was odd looking with one eye, horns and a long spiked tail. Caligula thinking he was a god then said to himself "Hmmm this boy looks like Polyphemus, the son of the sea god Poseidon" so he gave it to a midwife to care for. Caligula forgot about the boy who he named chromax and shortly thereafter was killed by a group of people(a mixture of friends, nobles and the praetorian guard(his personal guards). Each person stabbed Caligula many times and his reign ended after just 5 short years. chromax grew to manhood, but wanted to leave the violence and debauchery of this awful Rome and left for the country side only to be sucked into a weird storm which was actually a space warp. He landed in modern Rome dressed in the uniform of a centurion. Immediately he was captured by the Carabinieri the name of the local police force members and taken to their headquarters. No one could understand what chromax was saying because he was speaking in ancient Latin. Finally the police got a member of the clergy and he understood, but what chromax was talking about made them them think this guy was insane so he was shipped off to an asylum and given intensive electroshock therapy and drug therapy and eventually he became normal. Oh, and bye the way the deformities he was born with disappeared with puberty. The infamous story of chromax It could be the second "Greatest Story Ever Told" the first one was the story about Jesus.

August 4th, 2018, 03:39 PM	#3389
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,212 Times in 15,753 Posts	Brian249x recently changed his password to x942nairb

August 4th, 2018, 03:53 PM	#3390
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,212 Times in 15,753 Posts	palo5 got his start in show business as a fluffer