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Old July 14th, 2018, 01:03 PM   #3271
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Sandy and Trailmaster met at a orgy.

It was love at first penetration
And it a good thing I had a rubber on, because when my johnson came out it was convered with bloody poo!
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Old July 14th, 2018, 02:16 PM   #3272
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And it a good thing I had a rubber on, because when my johnson came out it was convered with bloody poo!

You are always so negative, take a look at Mal he is always so positive and he got AIDS.
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Old July 15th, 2018, 12:12 AM   #3273
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Tornadoofsouls has just been defeated by Hurricaneofbodies
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Old July 15th, 2018, 12:13 PM   #3274
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Old July 15th, 2018, 08:34 PM   #3275
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Glen Quagmire used be to an extra on Roots - he was non black guy in the background with the enourmes erection.
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Estreeter and Palo5 are deadly enemies yet in this case they got that certain look in their eyes...

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Old July 16th, 2018, 09:59 AM   #3277
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You are always so negative, take a look at Mal he is always so positive and he got AIDS.
MalHombre is foaming at the mouth, he's not angry at you, he's got Rabies as well.
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Old July 16th, 2018, 10:11 AM   #3278
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Estreeter and Palo5 are deadly enemies yet in this case they got that certain look in their eyes...
Almost got that right, palo5 performs a deadly enema
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Glen Quagmire knows everything about Silicone Carne's private life, he will keep his mouth shut though.
Provided that SC goes on paying him any given week.
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Old July 16th, 2018, 05:08 PM   #3280
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Sandhunter is a good car thief, and can get into every vehicle. It's just that he steals in LA and lives in the desert, and when he parks the expensive Mercedes 500 SLs outside his home in the middle of nowhere, the cops always know he's been "working" again
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