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Old March 19th, 2017, 04:32 PM   #101
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Alien Covenant Marriage

As they call it in the American South, a "Covenant Marriage" is where you are joined more restrictively than in the marriages where you can no-fault-divorce. So the likely scenario is that you are betrothed to the Alien Queen, then she eats you on the honeymoon night?
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"Tom Brady is just an actor who plays football... I hope he gets hit so bad, he about dies..."
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