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August 8th, 2018, 11:32 PM | #15421 |
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Best kills by Jason Voorhees in the Friday The 13th franchise
1. Adrienne's head freezed and crushed - Jason X 2. Jeff and Sandra speared through the bed-Part Two 3. Andy - Sliced in half with a machete - part III 4. Sara - Axe through the door and then in her chest - The final chapter (part IV) 5. Rick - Head crushed with hi tech eye popping effect..Part III 6. Julius - decapitation with one punch - Part VIII Jason Takes Manhattan 7. Ethyl - a cleaver through a window to the head, lands in a stew pot. (Part V) 8. Three heads, one machete - Jason Lives (Part VI) 9. Trey,Machete and folding bed -Freddy Vs Jason 10. Robin - Thrown through a second story window (Part VII) 11. Sheriff Garris - Bent backwards, And Broken in Half (part VI) 12. Judy - Slammed in her sleeping bag against a tree - A New Blood (Part VII) 13. Alice - Stabbed in the Temple With an Ice Pick (Part II) Strange Things You Keep in The Boot/Trunk Of Your Car. 1. Gimp Mask 2.
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August 9th, 2018, 02:50 AM | #15422 |
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Strange Things You Keep in The Boot/Trunk Of Your Car.
1. Gimp Mask 2. Bag of mulch that I bought two months ago to urgently finish off a garden project. |
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August 9th, 2018, 03:14 AM | #15423 |
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Strange Things You Keep in The Boot/Trunk Of Your Car.
1. Gimp Mask 2. Bag of mulch that I bought two months ago to urgently finish off a garden project. 3. Jumper cables. Because it's much easier just to call AAA. (American Automobile Association for you limey bastards) 4.
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August 9th, 2018, 05:13 AM | #15424 |
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Strange Things You Keep in The Boot/Trunk Of Your Car.
1. Gimp Mask 2. Bag of mulch that I bought two months ago to urgently finish off a garden project. 3. Jumper cables. Because it's much easier just to call AAA. (American Automobile Association for you limey bastards) 4. Knee pad - my knees are fucked, so if I need to kneel down when changing a tyre... 5. |
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August 9th, 2018, 08:04 AM | #15425 |
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Strange Things You Keep in The Boot/Trunk Of Your Car.
1. Gimp Mask 2. Bag of mulch that I bought two months ago to urgently finish off a garden project. 3. Jumper cables. Because it's much easier just to call AAA. (American Automobile Association for you limey bastards) 4. Knee pad - my knees are fucked, so if I need to kneel down when changing a tyre... 5. The plastic replica of a machete...still in there since I got it back from a friend who used it for his short film. 6.
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August 9th, 2018, 10:36 AM | #15426 |
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Strange Things You Keep in The Boot/Trunk Of Your Car.
1. Gimp Mask 2. Bag of mulch that I bought two months ago to urgently finish off a garden project. 3. Jumper cables. Because it's much easier just to call AAA. (American Automobile Association for you limey bastards) 4. Knee pad - my knees are fucked, so if I need to kneel down when changing a tyre... 5. The plastic replica of a machete...still in there since I got it back from a friend who used it for his short film. 6. A Cheap,Bottom of the range Rubber Doll and some super glue.. 7.
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August 9th, 2018, 11:13 AM | #15427 |
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Strange Things You Keep in The Boot/Trunk Of Your Car.
1. Gimp Mask 2. Bag of mulch that I bought two months ago to urgently finish off a garden project. 3. Jumper cables. Because it's much easier just to call AAA. (American Automobile Association for you limey bastards) 4. Knee pad - my knees are fucked, so if I need to kneel down when changing a tyre... 5. The plastic replica of a machete...still in there since I got it back from a friend who used it for his short film. 6. A Cheap,Bottom of the range Rubber Doll and some super glue.. 7. A bag of cat litter (in winter) 8.
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August 9th, 2018, 11:37 AM | #15428 |
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Strange Things You Keep in The Boot/Trunk Of Your Car.
1. Gimp Mask 2. Bag of mulch that I bought two months ago to urgently finish off a garden project. 3. Jumper cables. Because it's much easier just to call AAA. (American Automobile Association for you limey bastards) 4. Knee pad - my knees are fucked, so if I need to kneel down when changing a tyre... 5. The plastic replica of a machete...still in there since I got it back from a friend who used it for his short film. 6. A Cheap,Bottom of the range Rubber Doll and some super glue.. 7. A bag of cat litter (in winter) 8. A spray can of spider killer. Spiders go crazy in the summer and there are webs all over my car! 9. |
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August 9th, 2018, 04:37 PM | #15429 |
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Strange Things You Keep in The Boot/Trunk Of Your Car.
1. Gimp Mask 2. Bag of mulch that I bought two months ago to urgently finish off a garden project. 3. Jumper cables. Because it's much easier just to call AAA. (American Automobile Association for you limey bastards) 4. Knee pad - my knees are fucked, so if I need to kneel down when changing a tyre... 5. The plastic replica of a machete...still in there since I got it back from a friend who used it for his short film. 6. A Cheap,Bottom of the range Rubber Doll and some super glue.. 7. A bag of cat litter (in winter) 8. A spray can of spider killer. Spiders go crazy in the summer and there are webs all over my car! 9. The barely discernable charred remains of the last callers to the house who brought me 'good news' regarding some saviour or other..."too late!" thought I. 10. |
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August 9th, 2018, 09:17 PM | #15430 |
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Strange Things You Keep in The Boot/Trunk Of Your Car.
1. Gimp Mask 2. Bag of mulch that I bought two months ago to urgently finish off a garden project. 3. Jumper cables. Because it's much easier just to call AAA. (American Automobile Association for you limey bastards) 4. Knee pad - my knees are fucked, so if I need to kneel down when changing a tyre... 5. The plastic replica of a machete...still in there since I got it back from a friend who used it for his short film. 6. A Cheap,Bottom of the range Rubber Doll and some super glue.. 7. A bag of cat litter (in winter) 8. A spray can of spider killer. Spiders go crazy in the summer and there are webs all over my car! 9. The barely discernable charred remains of the last callers to the house who brought me 'good news' regarding some saviour or other..."too late!" thought I. 10. 30 feet of nylon rope & a gallon of Wesson oil
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