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Old March 22nd, 2018, 12:07 PM   #5681
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In the realm of sci-fi: battles in space or dinosaur monsters?
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Old March 22nd, 2018, 01:58 PM   #5683
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battles in space

Pacific Rim or Godzilla (the newest American versioN)
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Old March 22nd, 2018, 08:28 PM   #5684
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Pacific Rim...but only under pain of having bamboo skewers inserted under my nails.
Harry potter or Artemis Fowl
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Cereal, scrambled eggs, toast with butter and jam and left over pizza for breakfast or pancakes with lots of maple syrup, hash browns, sausage links, and an egg omelette(made with veggies and ham)?
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I'd go with the pancakes, hash browns sausage links and omelette...but only because you include leftover pizza in the first option. FMI, what are sausage links.
Poached eggs runny on toast or firm.
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Firm eggs(do you mean scrambled or hard boiled). Sausage links as they are called in America are small sausages about 2.5 cm in length. They are often sold in grocery stores in a 0.5 kg plastic wrapped bundle. They are cooked for beakfast. Sausage is also sold in a pattie which is a round shaped piece of sausage about 1/3 the size of a dvd disc. These types of sausage are only for breakfast. The traditional sausage is just like a hot dog which is cooked and then eaten in a hot dog bun, or special sausage rolls(thicker bread).


Do you or do you not like to eat bananas?
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I'd go with the pancakes..
You're lucky, I have them right now, a classic pancakes (There was 20, two remained)



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Firm,

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Do you or do you not like to eat bananas?
2-3 every day, psst! Santee will find out.

very roasted eggs or just a little?
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First sausage links and now roasted eggs, god you Johnny Foreigners eat some disgusting muck!
Just a little. Very little.
Jugged hare or jugged kippers?
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Jugged hare

French wine : Bordeaux or Bourgogne?
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